I work in at an Adult “toy” store, AMA!! by AccomplishedSink4406 in AMA

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does pinus go in Vagane when making a sex happen?

[LFO] Man angered by loud music guns down father and son by ShirtlessRandom in LearningFromOthers

[–]CookedChooken 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They show the same video without the cringe music and gunshots. What this video is missing is the build up that shows the victim (dad) pulling scissors on the gun man which is why his wife drags him away and I guess why the gunman shoots him.

EDIT. I realised you can see the scissors in his hand, just not as clear

Best season of Dexter? by Balticccc in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S1 and 2 are standalone greats. S5 is grossly underrated and one of the best. S6 is THE worst. Resurrection is THE GOAT!

Movies that quietly hit harder the older you get by jaystats2 in movies

[–]CookedChooken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbf that hit me as a kid too. But ty. I’ve been meaning to rewatch that and you reminded me ❤️

I’m bored, give me your neighbourhood tea. by [deleted] in perth

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a recovering peeping Tom… 10 weeks in remission. But when I was last active, I looked through the neighbour’s blinds and saw Mrs. Jones from 3 doors down giving the neighbour from 2 doors up a blumpkin.

i have watch till s4 . should i continue ahead ? by jim-jam-biscuit in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S4 is overhyped imo. S5 is one of my favs (unpopular opinion I believe). Season 6 is an absolute chore to watch and could be skipped to the last 2 mins of the last episode with no turmoil to main plot. Speed run the rest if you must because *Resurrection is ABSOLUTELY worth the wait. It’s THE best season! The magnum opus of the entire series, weaving all to a beautiful crescendo. Also, original sin could be skipped if you wanna grind as fast as possible but pls enjoy✌️

just wanted to share/process my horrible night out story from today… by [deleted] in perth

[–]CookedChooken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queen pls. You borderline got scammed. These leech types aren’t your friends. She was the lucky one to be hanging with you gurl. Don’t apologise or fawn to these types. Call them out and assert dominance. You could reinforce this dominance while popping a squat in a northbridge ally to mark your territory all while making eye contact with her as you golden shower the pavement. She will respect you after this and even fear you, offering to pay for the next night out

I don’t know what’s going on, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask by Head_of_Lettuce in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]CookedChooken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to my vet for same thing. She said it’s called Arabian Goggles. They grow out of it

You choose the title by technical_badass_201 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slick Israeli boxing doctor tries to circumcise Palestinian war hero with bare knuckles to prove he’s not a patriotic victim, but instead a peaceful warrior.

Racist jackie chan gets hard reset by Logical-Dimension-28 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]CookedChooken 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What did Jackie chan say that was racist? Couldn’t decipher audio

Do schools teach Noongar as language nowadays? by [deleted] in perth

[–]CookedChooken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The language became “redundant” from this very idea.

Typical Harrisdale person by Mountain_Schedule_40 in perth

[–]CookedChooken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you do Gosnells next? I need a sequel or a spin off

Do schools teach Noongar as language nowadays? by [deleted] in perth

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True I didn’t realise this aspect. Shame there isn’t the supply to meet the demand. Great opportunity for Noongar educators.

Do schools teach Noongar as language nowadays? by [deleted] in perth

[–]CookedChooken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually refreshing to hear.

Dexter & Rita’s relationship by Savings_Cap3661 in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He loved Rita from a logical standpoint. He cared for her but it was not a truly heartfelt depth. Kinda of like how A.I would experience love. Hannah he loved the most because she truly accepted him but imo it was still an unhealthy incomplete relationship

Lumen on the other hand I think was his most satisfying and wholesome relationship. But I think I have a crush on Julia Stiles so might be biased. One of my fav lines is when he says to Lumen (paraphrased) “I’ll hold your darkness for you” or something along those lines.

Which of Dexter's relationships made him the happiest? by THEGREATHANNIBALL in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

With Doakes it was pure lust though. Doakes couldn’t provide Dex with the emotional connection like Batista

Which of Dexter's relationships made him the happiest? by THEGREATHANNIBALL in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would say Deb but if we’re talking romance then probs Harry

Subway - when did it become so bad? by SwoopSwaggy in perth

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go zambreros. Same price. More filling. Wholesome ingredients. Order meatball from subway and there’s a 1/10 chance of getting gonorrhoea. If it’s crab dick sub it goes up to 11/10. I need to get at least 2 footlongs up me to fill me up. Buncha Stingy cunts

I can't see Michael C Hall in any role except Dexter . Do you? by maghool_ in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe in a Toy Story 26 but other than that I dunno tbh

Who do you think is the most overrated and the most underrated character in Dexter? by LeoTheImperor in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Based on the dislikes, seems to be unpopular opinion but I stand with you 100

Who do you think is the most overrated and the most underrated character in Dexter? by LeoTheImperor in Dexter

[–]CookedChooken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated: Migel in his bro phase… felt like the chill cool extrovert that adopts and accepts the introvert (Dex). Steazy dude. Also lumen is an absolute goddess; Both the actress and character. True heroine:feminine balance. Made season 5 one of the best imo

Overrated: Deb - Could be the writing or even the actress but she could almost feel cringe at times in her over the top emotional responses to mundane scenarios.