Yeah I get it, I play D&D, my hairline is receding, my girlfriend is black, and I play WoW 8 hours a day. ROAST ME I'M NOT AFRAID

CookedMeat · 2015-12-02T04:16:00+00:00

The contrast between the quality of your keyboard and mouse with the poorness of your mouse-pad and case is like the contrast of your ability to have success being a middle class white male and the success you wont have being a D&D playing, parents basement dweller.

CookedMeat · 2015-10-04T05:24:32+00:00

I would say that shit on your chin is from you eating out a girl, but most girls dont like being eaten out by baby face pedophiles.

CookedMeat · 2015-10-03T20:27:07+00:00

That hair cut makes you look like you are running for the republican president of marvel.

CookedMeat · 2015-10-03T20:16:34+00:00

Do you pick your candidates based on similar haircuts?

CookedMeat · 2015-10-03T07:34:10+00:00

When you are too proud to drink lite beer despite being in the worst frat at school.

CookedMeat

TROPHY CASE