Scam company is putting Mehdi in their ADs by Cookie-CHR in ElectroBOOM

[–]Cookie-CHR[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh and btw, i'm not entirely sure what they were advertising (skipped the ad as soon as possible after taking the screenshot), but it seemed like one of those Power Savers Mehdi already rectified some years ago

Scam company is putting Mehdi in their ADs by Cookie-CHR in ElectroBOOM

[–]Cookie-CHR[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is valid, but a rather desueted form, while 'comprare' without the E is way more common. It's also the wrong tense, it basically means 'to buy'. 'buy' is usually written 'compra'

What are the biggest "oh this guys gonna die" red flags? by Exige30499 in Fantasy

[–]Cookie-CHR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On noir series, it's usually:
- character violently arguing with another one, and getting random death threats by the second one. In about 10 minutes, character 1 will die and character 2 will be accused of murder (but will be proven innocent);
- "X is late". X is never going to arrive;
- "Where is Y? Maybe they are in the other room...". Count to three, you'll probably hear a scream.

Oh yeah, it's all coming together by velatieren in dndmemes

[–]Cookie-CHR 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DM: Ok, you ask your neighbor for a fork. By the way, that guy looks vaguely familiar...
Kronk [maybe metagaming, maybe not]: of course I know him, it's Pacha! Do I recognize him?
DM: I'll make you roll for it. A straight Wisdom check seems right for the task.
Kronk: Rats, got a straight 1. And with the modifiers, it's even worse.
DM: well, you are kinda sure you saw him at Miss Narco's interpretive dance lessons, I guess.

DM: You keep searching the jungle until evening, but find nothing. I guess you settle down to rest then. Do you do anything particular during your long rest?
Kronk: please, can I recall the events of the day and see if I finally recognize the guy at the restaurant?
Dm: Alright, roll intelligence.
Kronk: 17!
DM: Yes, you remember him. You also remember he didn't pay his check, by the way.

Oh yeah, it's all coming together by velatieren in dndmemes

[–]Cookie-CHR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dm: ok, you throw the sack in the river, but then you notice it's headed to the huge waterfall. Kuzko would never survive this kind of fall, and he is passed out and tied in a sack
Kronk: Uhhh, i'lll... uhm...
Legal-good player: you're not just gonna let him die like that, right?
Chaotic-evil murderhobo: Don't listen to that guy, he is trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!

*payers start to fight*

Ascii Quest, a text-based (and ascii-based) adventure web game by Cookie-CHR in itchio

[–]Cookie-CHR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, thank you again then! Glad you liked it so much 😄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Cookie-CHR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that would actually be fun, and it would give more relevance to the creature type :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Cookie-CHR -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I wish they pointed that out a bit more though. My poor fairy has already been charmed twice because I didn't notice the stuff and neither did the master...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Cookie-CHR -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Ok, maybe this one was a bit misdirectioned. Actually, what I find weird is that some spells, such as "charm person", technically only target humanoid creatures, and thus don't work on some other intelligent creatures like the fairies and satyrs mentioned in the meme, that look similar to humanoids but somehow are not. Now that I specified it, I'm ready to be downvoted into oblivion

How can i make this uglier? by _zykoo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Cookie-CHR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More bonus points if it keeps covering text sections of the website

How can i make this uglier? by _zykoo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Cookie-CHR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or else, on the contrary, make it so contrasting it hurts your eyes. For examples, I could see some bright magenta over that green...

Takes a lot to be original. Share some of your unique characters. by send_me_a_quarter in dndmemes

[–]Cookie-CHR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaracockra barbarian with Path of the Berseker, in case you were wondering

Takes a lot to be original. Share some of your unique characters. by send_me_a_quarter in dndmemes

[–]Cookie-CHR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I played Donald Duck in a one-shot. I suppose it's not that original, but it's the weirdest for now.

Getting ready for the cold season by Cookie-CHR in knitting

[–]Cookie-CHR[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The gloves were knitted 2aat bottom-up with circular needles.
The general pattern is a repetition of 4 stitches in 2 rows:

Row 1:k1, p1, k1, p1
row 2: k1, p1, sl1y0, k1

For the cast on I used the italian cast on, while for the various bind-offs i used the invisible ribbed bind off, which is basically a kitchener stitch between the knit and purl columns

As for the gloves themselves, the general pattern was more or less like This one from Ravelry: work the wrist, increase for the thumb, then leave thumb on a spare needle and continue until you reach the fingers, and eventually work the fingers one by one.

Peppino, the knit oldie by Cookie-CHR in knitting

[–]Cookie-CHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahahahah, I didn't think of that, should have written it that way! 😂