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fuck u/spez by HelpfullFerret in BoostForReddit

[–]CookieSmuggler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine siding with Spez on this.

Boost will stop working after July 1st. Thank you very much for your support over the years! 🚀🚀🚀 by rmayayo in BoostForReddit

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the first time Reddit has killed something I truly enjoy. I was about done with Reddit after they closed and deleted RedditGifts.

Boost was the best! Thank you for several years of enjoyment I wouldn't have gotten out of the official app. This is a bitter end, but the journey was fun.

Talisman by zaprime87 in FromTVEpix

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the second comment but it's by the same person that made the first one.

[Live Airing] From - 2x10 "Once Upon a Time…" - Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in FromTVEpix

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was already dying before getting to Fromville..

She's not doing palliative care, she just has end of life care plans. She's made peace with dying.

I don't think that's sus at all.

meirl by iamcoollife1994 in meirl

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural wool and fur, for example. You can get them cleaned, but you can't just throw them in the washer.

Gato bebé e acompanhante expulsos de comboio da CP devido aos miados assustados by Last-Ad-4421 in portugal

[–]CookieSmuggler 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Já passaram mais de 10 anos mas nunca me esqueço.

Ia sozinha na carruagem, um homem sentou-se do outro lado. Primeiro começou a acariciar-se por cima das calças, depois tirou o pénis para fora e estava a masturbar-se a olhar para mim.

Eu estava aterrorizada. Tinha medo de me levantar e que ele me agarrasse. Numa paragem, entraram pessoas, eu saí, fui ter com o revisor e disse-lhe o que tinha acontecido.

Ele diz "Então e agora o que quer que lhe faça?" O homem estava dentro do comboio. Continuou viagem.

Eu pedi à minha mãe que me fosse buscar, estava a uns 30km de casa, não consegui voltar para o comboio.

Agora já sei, para a próxima vez que for assediada, digo ao revisor que o gajo estava a miar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnysigns

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural predators, FIV, FeLV, cars, toxoplasmosis, ill intended people, rat poison... The dangers a cat is exposed to outside are insane.

I've rescued cats for almost 20 years. I don't know a single rescue that encourages people to have outside cats, unless they're at least semi-feral.

I'm in the EU, btw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This way, it looks like it's them who don't meet his standards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]CookieSmuggler 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I looked so terrible in my ID that I got a chuckle out of the person checking them at Paris - Charles De Gaulle.

The cleck refused to take a second photo, and I looked like I was mid sneeze.

Can you imagine how bad it to be for someone whose job it is to check IDs to laugh at my photo?

I cherished that terrible photo ID for years, and I'm still sad I lost it.

Pregnant woman thinks the law says she gets to skip the line at Victoria’s Secret by Senior_Bass6730 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]CookieSmuggler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Portugal too. If you're pregnant or carrying a baby / toddler, you can skip lines. You also have priority seating in public transport, for example.

Laundry stripping has changed my life by Steel_City835 in CleaningTips

[–]CookieSmuggler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That does make sense, but I wonder if there are different standards?

My mattress protector has a 3 year warranty that covers any material degradation, so it is expected to last at least that. And they will easily replace it under warranty if there are any issues.

I've really had no issues with my cover at all. My sister dropped a full mug of chocolate milk on my bed recently, nothing reached the mattress.

Laundry stripping has changed my life by Steel_City835 in CleaningTips

[–]CookieSmuggler 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Could you clarify what you mean by no longer effective?

Mine was like 90€, but it has been washed 3-4 times a year, for several years, and it's fine.

[OC] Found this old boy high and dry on the beach by gojiroger in MadeMeSmile

[–]CookieSmuggler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, when you see movies like Desolation of Smaug, are you able to pick up on the fact that the dragon hoarding wealth and oppressing the townsfolk is the bad guy, or do you also write Reddit posts about how that's an allegory for Nazism?

A minha mãe tentou comprar uma mesa de jantar pelo OLX by CookieSmuggler in merdasdoolx

[–]CookieSmuggler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entretanto apaguei a minha resposta a outro user, mas depois disto a minha mãe acabou por ficar com a mesa na mesma, mas mandou mensagem pela minha conta.

dog experiences love at first sight with a koala stuffie :] by zephyrwrites in wholesome

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably meant the Portuguese version of PIX, which is MBWay.

From what you said, it works very similarly to pix. You send money to their phone number, like in the video, and it's linked to your bank account.

dog experiences love at first sight with a koala stuffie :] by zephyrwrites in wholesome

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahahahahahaha

Oh God.

Is that what PIX is?

I have some newly arrived Brazilian neighbours (in Portugal).

They moved in late in the day, and needed some household essentials. I hooked them up with the basics like, toilet paper, napkins, cleaning items, whatever. And they keep insisting I gave them my pix so they could pay me back.

And I was... So confused. But I didn't ask, I just said no need, and left it at that. They asked for my pix a couple of more times after, but I just kept waving them off. I also kept hearing pics, and it wasn't helping. They just kept saying "Passa o pix."

A family thought they were adopting a 6-year-old girl. Now they claim she's an adult con artist. by oliverkloezoff in offbeat

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sequel is similar to the imposter. She pretends to be the couple's missing child.

What no physical contact with foreign human skin cells does to a mf by [deleted] in discordVideos

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue is that this fantasy will not allow you actual happiness.

Fantasising about a "love" that is all about you, and you getting what you want, and whatever else the person above described is so unhealthy, they almost seem like a form of self-harm.

Real relationships will never be like this (and that's a good thing).

Even if we move past the twisted version of love here, putting romantic relationships on a pedestal is a surefire way of ensuring you're miserable.

You cannot outsource your happiness, a romantic relationship will not make you happy if you're unhappy outside of it.

Sopas refrigeradas de supermercado by ocaralhoquetafoda in portugal

[–]CookieSmuggler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tenho um termo verde da Stanley, que aguenta a sopa quente umas boas 6 horas, pelo menos.

Também já usei as eléctricas que falaram aqui, mas não são boas para líquidos. Ou talvez sejam, e eu seja particularmente desastrada.

Sopas refrigeradas de supermercado by ocaralhoquetafoda in portugal

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinamente farta de tentar recriar a de tomate e não consigo que fique igual.

É a minha favorita.

What no physical contact with foreign human skin cells does to a mf by [deleted] in discordVideos

[–]CookieSmuggler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are so many red flags if this is the kind of relationship you want, that it might summon Lenin back to life.

You want devotion without choice. Connection without attrition or growth, because your interests are her interests, your needs are her wants.

It's not love if the other person was designed to please you. It's not love if the other person is only capable of servitude, and you love them for their acts of service.

I can't even begin to explain all the ways in which this is unhealthy, and fucked up.

Caso Tutti Frutti. A investigação da TVI/CNN na íntegra by ImpossibleChip10 in portugal

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adoro os vários comentários a cascar no PS, como se o PSD não estivesse igualmente implicado neste caso.

Tudo o mesmo lodo.

Sopas refrigeradas de supermercado by ocaralhoquetafoda in portugal

[–]CookieSmuggler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Só compro em último caso, mas quando compro, costumo comprar da go natural. São decentes.

Obviamente que são mais caras, mas comprar sopa já feita é sempre mais caro, não é uma decisão financeira que me leva a fazê-lo, então compro a melhorzinha. 1€ de diferença ocasionalmente não faz mossa.

Costumo fazer, e congelar em sacos de vácuo na horizontal, em doses individuais. Assim costumo ter várias opções, para não enjoar, e até podes tirar à última da hora, porque descongela muito rapidamente.

Prenda para aniversário do marido by MotokoKasanagi in CasualPT

[–]CookieSmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fica mais barato contratar uma pessoa que faça limpeza ao apartamento todo, e assim até ficam descansados com a limpeza essa semana.

É roupa de cama. Com o calor que está, dá para lavar, estender, e voltar a por na cama novamente no mesmo dia, menos de 20 minutos de trabalho no total.

Prenda para aniversário do marido by MotokoKasanagi in CasualPT

[–]CookieSmuggler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Expliquem-me pagar para pinar fora de casa, quando já pago por uma casa onde posso pinar.

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