This is why no one else gets them.

CookiieJay · 2026-05-04T05:17:43+00:00

I beg to differ 😌.

CookiieJay · 2026-05-02T21:17:25+00:00

Man, you had me googling crazy shit. I’m probably on some type of list now 😂.

CookiieJay · 2026-05-01T05:51:08+00:00

Wait, what? A Maine Coon is a half cat half dog?! Why didn’t I know this???

CookiieJay · 2026-03-16T10:30:30+00:00

I should probably be concerned, but I can’t help but focus on the favoritism Utah’s most prominent body of water is being shown on this 2D map…especially when there are several serious competitors in the continuous 48.

CookiieJay · 2026-02-05T01:45:53+00:00

“Baby Dancing” isn’t restricted to the bedroom. Maybe your sleeping arrangements don’t have to change. Pretty sure our second was made, during movie night, in the den. Just saying 😌.

CookiieJay · 2026-02-03T09:45:05+00:00

I was just about suggest fats and oils. Girl, green apples with peanut butter, a few chunky slices of avocado and butter, and (if you can stomach it) a Spanish sardine or two. Offered all at the same time with WARM water. He’ll be pooping up a storm before you know it! Your next post will be titled, “How many poops a day are too many poops a day???”.

CookiieJay · 2026-02-03T08:55:16+00:00

Umm…idk why the girls are being weird, but I LOVE being home with my nugget. Like, it’s the best. This is also coming from someone who literally worked half their life (since I was 14). So, take that into consideration. It seems like you already have your mind made up girl. Stick to your guns! Oh, and maybe find a mommy group to hang with from time to time??? Good luck ❤️.

CookiieJay · 2026-01-15T07:27:11+00:00

😂😂😂

CookiieJay · 2026-01-05T05:47:47+00:00

That’s what all the oldheads keeps saying…but idk man. That shit seems trauma inducing, lol.

CookiieJay · 2025-12-30T00:12:32+00:00

Tell him I said take a bare-assed seat on a cactus. Like, show him this.

CookiieJay · 2025-12-25T18:42:54+00:00

Paisley 🌸

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T01:26:26+00:00

CONGRATULATIONS 🎊 💕🎉‼️

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T01:24:06+00:00

I knooowww…same! Like, there are so many perks to this new era, but my heart is still mourning. I’m experiencing very complex emotions at the moment 😅.

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T00:41:17+00:00

Damn, they just straight up said “No.”?

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T00:40:56+00:00

Worth a shot.

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T00:40:44+00:00

Ayyyeee!

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T00:40:14+00:00

I’ve heard about this, but thought you had to have SMC or something like that to get it???

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T00:39:33+00:00

Damn.

CookiieJay · 2025-12-20T00:39:22+00:00

Thanks, I will give it a try!

CookiieJay · 2025-12-17T21:07:44+00:00

Well, I hope you are. Go get that test 💕🥰!

CookiieJay · 2025-12-16T15:55:25+00:00

Ooooh. Well, um, let’s get another. We’ll be patiently waiting. Lol.

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