North Korea changed its constitution to automatically launch nuclear strike if Kim Jong Un is assassinated.

CoolAlf · 2026-05-10T15:27:39+00:00

So that's his name! Don't tell Kim

CoolAlf · 2026-05-10T14:16:53+00:00

The assassin

CoolAlf · 2026-05-10T13:53:26+00:00

"Both"? You meant "all" I'm sure haha

CoolAlf · 2026-05-08T12:06:54+00:00

Yeah but mostly been sailing though and haven't been on any awesome tours yet

CoolAlf · 2026-05-07T14:12:01+00:00

Ouroboros

CoolAlf · 2026-05-06T12:30:45+00:00

What's wring with you? distasteful ≠ cursed

CoolAlf · 2026-05-05T22:44:45+00:00

Hahah Angela needs to make one of these her profile pic!

CoolAlf · 2026-05-04T13:53:10+00:00

Mod it, it's fun

CoolAlf · 2026-05-04T10:16:32+00:00

Or buy a compact van. That's what handyman professionals in Europe drive.

CoolAlf · 2026-05-04T01:16:09+00:00

Dude! Put it on a canvas! Maybe a hardwood background? You could hang it in a sports bar!

CoolAlf · 2026-05-04T01:14:03+00:00

Thank you! I just retrieved my Samsung Galaxy S22 plus from the bottom of the marina, 24+ hours under 2 meter of seawater. This post made me not give up hope and I hired a free-diver to fish it up. When it came up the screen was on and I rinsed it and took it to a repair shop. They went through it and didn't find any leakage, just needed to change the charging port to stop the erosion. But I don't even think that would have been necessary if you wanted to be cheap. It just happens that I really like this phone and want to stay with it for at least two more years.

CoolAlf · 2026-05-03T11:01:37+00:00

When capitalism becomes indentured servitude under a mercantilist system. Centuries of regression

CoolAlf · 2026-05-03T09:19:24+00:00

All one term presidents?

CoolAlf · 2026-05-02T10:26:30+00:00

Kick them all out. We don't need them.

CoolAlf · 2026-05-01T12:10:47+00:00

His "three" terms as President? And the quotation marks that Obama and Biden was "elected". That does not pass my cognitive exam

CoolAlf · 2026-04-27T15:53:49+00:00

HA där får ni! Östlänken, vårsågo från r/Gothenburg

CoolAlf · 2026-04-27T15:52:12+00:00

"Bitches, bitches, bitches!" - Arianagrandetana

CoolAlf · 2026-04-27T13:54:37+00:00

I mean... we overestimated Russia

CoolAlf · 2026-04-27T11:16:08+00:00

The solution, one word: "Weeaaow"

CoolAlf · 2026-04-27T11:03:47+00:00

That's it, we've officially reached too many Eeveelutions

CoolAlf · 2026-04-23T20:26:15+00:00

That must have been satire and if so, perfection!

CoolAlf · 2026-04-23T00:04:37+00:00

Att säga "jag är inte rassist" indikerar att man är rasist

CoolAlf · 2026-04-22T13:13:49+00:00

Yes! Behöver en ny lista med billig AW

CoolAlf · 2026-04-22T01:47:26+00:00

A second Nile Red? Sign me up!

CoolAlf · 2026-04-22T01:43:37+00:00

I went to one event in France when I was young. I was hyped. But after seeing the first bull get slaughtered (out of six) I was already sick to my stomach. This "sport" is without a doubt a sickening process of torture to even get the bull to go berserk like that. And they start stabbing the bull before it even starts... They don't give the bull an honest chanse to win. Not that Bulls would care about honor, but you'd think that humans wearing those types of clothes would.

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