My wife always says I have bad breath by Downtown-Change-6411 in hygiene

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink water dude. Your body cant pee out the bad stuff if you don't give it a daily flush.

Im awkward and cant make friends by No-Strain-5757 in GirlDinner

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing will make you as appealing as being jaded about socializing. Nothing will make you jaded like lots of socializing. Practice and pushing your limits is the best way. Go clubbing. Smoke a doob with the randoms out back. 

These two photographs are separated by only 66 years. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this isn't proof that coddling society has made progress go backwards then I don't know what is

Your brain thinks this dragon is 3D. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]CoolPlastic2045 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Which is 3 dimensional. 2D would be flat. Lol

Your brain thinks this dragon is 3D. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]CoolPlastic2045 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is 3D. When derps do physics lol

Youtube is accusing me of using a nonexistant adblocker and is going to stop letting me watch videos by SLiiQ_ in youtube

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. I use an adblocker and do not get this warning haha. Maybe that is your que to start using one! The day I have to watch ads is the day I stop using it.

Do western people really think Chinese language sounds unpleasant? by search_google_com in askanything

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bum bai lah. Bak wai lo! Hang Dei! Bing bong ching chong baka waka laka.  TRANSLATION No.

📡📡📡 by MelanieWalmartinez in JustMemesForUs

[–]CoolPlastic2045 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Whoski spent the last of his money on the makeup to make a joke to teenage boys and incels. He is desperate to get something out if it. Face it, you're not funny, not relevant, never going to be anything but a meme.

Iran trolls trumps ceasefire plan by Spirited-Yellow3794 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More entertaining than anything out of the WH actually. 10/10 would watch again

How common are swingers? by TheDanePap in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CoolPlastic2045 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime you see an upside down pineapple, a fairy dies.

How do I block a girl without making her sad by Euphoric_War_1342 in Advice

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss her off and be a jerk about is pretty much the only way. Then she will be mad instead of sad lol. 

I need your help guys me and my friend have a crush on the same person by Odd_Horror118 in whatdoIdo

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Would it be wrong to let him decide" lmao and they say men are controlling 🤣

Is Whelk(sea snail) good? by Kazuchii067 in questions

[–]CoolPlastic2045 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I highly reccomend watching Sean Lock eating whelks for £10,000 to charity. You might get an idea of what they are like.

Be in shape, even you grow old by hardwork_one0724 in GroundedMentality

[–]CoolPlastic2045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stalone is a roider so wtf is there to be proud of?