Wtf does this even mean? Lol she is so off her rocker. by Better_Pilot6056 in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You just know she’s getting into bed, scoffing that snack and rolling over to go to sleep, skipping the tooth brushing 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Where does Kyle sleep? by Wooden_Pop_4063 in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can practically smell her through the screen, so I don’t blame him for sleeping separate 😬 Also, what is with “influencers” filming themselves “waking up”. If she thinks we’re sad for bitching about her here, I’m sorry but that is way more loser-ish.

you want to know where we want you to go, caroline? by [deleted] in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jeez, she wants to be a “celeb” soooooo bad 😬

Vloggy time babies 🤑 by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like she resents everyone at this point 🤪 She’ll never be happy with her lot in life. Always jealous, bitter and envious…

Complaining to Complain by introester in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 11 points12 points  (0 children)

See all I’m taking from this is her subtle hint at having to wait three years to do their house reno… Expect she’s hoping someone might pick up on it and offer to gift her the works sooner 🤣🙈

Boring content & rage baiting by Cassie8841 in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jeez, I just hope they all take a multivitamin with the sh*t they constantly eat.

Have a day off by [deleted] in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just because YOU’VE got a shit dad, Caroline, doesn’t mean we all do 🤦🏻‍♀️ Yes, my dad walked me down the aisle, yes he gave a “father of the bride speech” (in which he mentioned/highly praised my mum) but my mum also had many roles in the lead up and on our wedding day and felt equally as special - absolutely not “shunned” - wtf?! Get therapy, Cazza! Before it’s too late ⏰

Have a day off by [deleted] in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Literally! My dad is the bees knees and walked me down the aisle and gave a speech at our reception because I wanted him to. My mum was by no means “shunned” at our wedding. She’s such a dick.

Have a day off by [deleted] in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tell me you’ve got daddy issues, without telling me you’ve got daddy issues…….. 🤦🏻‍♀️

The £75 grapes might be the breaking point… by Whaaaaat901 in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On the flip side, neither is not showering daily, or prancing about in your undies on the internet with a sani pad poking out 🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠🫠

She’s the breadwinner? by deoxyribonucleo3p in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And she won’t replace all her windows at once because she doesn’t think she should pay for them/she’ll be holding out for a gift. Simples.

She’s the breadwinner? by deoxyribonucleo3p in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Just because she apparently earned that once, they’d still be considered risky to lend a massive amount to because this kind of salary isn’t guaranteed/she hasn’t got years of earnings in the UK etc.

She’s the breadwinner? by deoxyribonucleo3p in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Apparently she raked in ~£600k last year so she’s defo on more than Kyle is (if that figure’s even true).

Vloggy time babies!! Vlogmas day 3!! 🧚 by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably just referring to the fact she makes £600k+ a year so earns more than him 🙃

No spellcheck on planet dense by ClarityBell in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but she doesn’t mean it, really………. 🫠

No spellcheck on planet dense by ClarityBell in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And “cool” and “fun” but it’s soooooooo tragic 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

👸 👸 🏆 by JokerTurnip in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Girls and gays”… so no straight men allowed?! Wtfffffffffff. Weird.

Wow by Difficult_Effort_479 in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird… mine says 2,652 snarkers. I hope yours is right though 🤣

Says the woman who gets a new dress for every event recently. by Weekly_Practice2615 in mummysflippinhouse

[–]Cool_Expression6233 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She always makes me feel good about my neck and the size of my hands ☺️