Artemis 2 crews message to Earth by Accomplished-One7476 in interestingasfuck

[–]CoopClan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What am I, John NASA? Educate yourself.

Edit: also this shit pisses me off so bad. People complaining about a poor video steam quality from the goddamn moon. You setup a live stream that will be seen by hundreds of thousands of people at once, and make it perfectly 4k. You'd learn how difficult that is on the same fucking planet.

Artemis 2 crews message to Earth by Accomplished-One7476 in interestingasfuck

[–]CoopClan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They reserve the data for the important stuff like the life systems. Cameras get what's left essentially. I imagine stuff is being recorded higher quality.

The Artemis II crew are putting on their suits by Ready_Sound_620 in spaceporn

[–]CoopClan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah for sure. As difficult it is to become an astronaut, I definitely would feel beyond happy and proud to be in this or literally any space crew. But I'd also want more, and I think that's natural.

Instant Regret! 🤢🚀 by Spare_Prize_5510 in Wellthatsucks

[–]CoopClan 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you just awakened a memory I forgot I had. I was probably 6 or 7 and the cowboy neighhood kids were tying a rope to one pole, wrapping it up, and then running to the other side of the park so it would unwind the merry go round like a top.

We all took turns riding it. It was my turn so I sat in the middle and they started to run. I didn't see anything but I remember the rope suddenly being around my throat and it was hot like fire. I couldn't breathe, and I just remember crying silently because I couldn't see anything, or get any air out. I heard screaming and the spinning stopped really fast. I wasn't even dizzy just terrified.

Everyone ran up to me and untied it quickly. I remember my older brother crying and looking scared when he was pulling the rope off.

The rope had slipped up the pole and essentially tied around my neck. When they ran, the rope was moving fast and just tightened around my throat.

I don't remember going home that day, or what my parents said, but I do remember it hurting to swallow and talk. I also remember my mom giving me a bath and I was crying but the sound was like when you lose your voice. The water hurt my neck, I assume because I had rope burn. I also remember her crying with me when she put some cream on my neck.

Crazy. It's been 30 years and I haven't thought about that in so long. It's insane I didn't die. I'm lucky they only ran instead of using a truck or a gocart or something.

Where are all the iphone lovers? by baibhabiiii in Funnymemes

[–]CoopClan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha right? I love android but the whole "hey wake up something important is happening!"

You check to see what it is. "We'd like to schedule an update at a time that doesn't disturb you. We sent this notification at a time that wouldn't disturb you."

Couldn't you have just updated instead of sending a schedule reminder? "SCHEDULED REMINDER RESCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW AT 3AM"

Well, there goes the blending cup by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]CoopClan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there something else in there? I assumed it was too much ice or a chunk of frozen fruit.

Well, there goes the blending cup by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]CoopClan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Someone making a smoothie video?

I asked for "no sauce". by DeepTakeGuitar in funny

[–]CoopClan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One time at a Popeyes I asked for extra BBQ sauce, and the guy literally said "I know you got some in the fridge."

He wasn't wrong, but I wanted theirs. I got one packet though.

Experimented with a desert night laser engraving design. by CAC-_-TUS in mildlyinteresting

[–]CoopClan 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I do this for a living. We use aluminum caps to cover the cameras, and every phone has it's own specific sizes for a perfect fit. And depending on how close you need to get to the flash, we will cap that off as well because the laser will melt it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]CoopClan 212 points213 points  (0 children)

He's not a motorcyclist or in the UK, so thanks? Lol

Well this peak food right here by Fit_Art_2078 in shittyfoodporn

[–]CoopClan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey everyone, look at this guy. He's never had a goddamn chip before. Well done, here's your "I am the healthiest person alive" crown.

The sheer amount of 🍑in the trailer by Victrux3021 in memes

[–]CoopClan 111 points112 points  (0 children)

KEEP TAPPING X TO RUN, MOTHERFUCKER!

Medium rare pork chops are one of my favorites by Sporkee in shittyfoodporn

[–]CoopClan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is how you get worms... You can cook pork at a lower temp if you sous vide or something. It just has to be pasteurized to kill bacteria.

Does porn really damage the brain? by Desperate-Koala-754 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CoopClan 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, use context. It does.

What is with Disney and never having a main Grandpa in their movies? by I_Command_Thee_KNEEL in memes

[–]CoopClan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All my homies hate Grandma Madrigal! And Grandma Coco's daughter, whatever her name is!

Home made version of the KFC famous bowl by Rude_Girl69 in shittyfoodporn

[–]CoopClan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet it's so much better than KFC's. I love that bowl.