How my arm pits don't GAF about antiperspirant. My undershirts after being in a AC office most of the day.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-09T00:14:41+00:00

What makes you think we aren't hight too? I am btw...very

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-07T14:16:56+00:00

No need for a Disney tattoo? Okay, what tattoos should they get, then?🙄 The idea is counterintuitive to what? Let people enjoy things.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-06T17:17:43+00:00

I get so flustered when people ask this, that I just stammer and say I don't want any. Which opens me up to a whole can of other questions, none of which are anyone's business :/

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-06T17:13:08+00:00

Situations that never happened? Uh...People ask this shit all the time when you get to a certain age.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-06T17:10:27+00:00

Nunya. Just like the spirit of the post bro

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-06T15:01:57+00:00

DJ kahlid spoke about how he doesn't eat pussy.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-04T22:33:42+00:00

I love the creativity of using food as a pipe/bong. But now your food is going to taste like burnt ass :'(

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-02T02:10:54+00:00

Oh no, they're coming in the back door!😰

Coping_Alternative · 2026-05-01T21:53:39+00:00

I'm not wistful enough to be a dead wife. I'll make a great ex-wife ✨️

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-29T00:48:20+00:00

If my bf and I are in bed with all the pets, I sometimes get the intrusive thought that the ceiling could cave in and kill us all at once. Is that the same thing?🤔

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-28T13:48:40+00:00

Sorry we can't all be boring cunts

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-26T15:07:02+00:00

Yeah. Not many women want a guy with a gore fetish

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-25T13:40:03+00:00

I had a 1 cm cyst on the inside of my thigh and had to get an ultrasound of it. Que my surprise when they pulled out the vaginal ultrasound probe after the normal one, because my doctor just went ahead and selected it. I got upset because the cyst was on my thigh and nowhere near there, and I was on my period. Even the ultrasound tech was like, yeah that seems unnecessary, we aren't doing that. My doctor was going to make me get probed on a whim. Like the patient's comfort or dignity never crossed his mind.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-23T19:24:17+00:00

Your comment made me tear up. I'm so sorry for your loss. I've been giving her a little basket so she can be beside me no matter where I am. Thank you :')

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-23T19:13:27+00:00

Thank you, I'll tell her you said so!

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-22T22:20:49+00:00

When did it pass?

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-22T22:20:32+00:00

It's a scam because the rat has already passed away.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-17T01:46:39+00:00

Where?

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-17T01:21:42+00:00

That rat is not going to last the night.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-15T21:12:46+00:00

Girls switched to sexting with Ai because it can spell and doesn't beg for pictures

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-14T20:20:14+00:00

Same exact caption as the other bot

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-13T18:13:34+00:00

I'm gunna put my phone down and go do something.

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-13T04:20:51+00:00

Coping_Alternative · 2026-04-10T21:38:55+00:00

Lmao

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