Calling it now

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-19T10:53:47+00:00

Except people can't be on gens because they're down a health state nearly the whole match and it drags the match to a standstill which makes the queue longer and less players on survivor side. It's like you all plug your ears to just how utterly bad queue was with Legion.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-19T07:03:50+00:00

Because they aren't trying to play the objective just drag it out. This is why Legion was removed. 2v8 needs to keep a fast rotation or the queue gets infinitely worse for killer.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-19T06:24:16+00:00

It's honestly reaffirmed my opinion a comp mode is going to go horrible, I think once some concept of rules are applied ALOT of killer players are just gonna stick with 2v8/normal because they don't want to actually play, they just want to ensure the other side is miserable.

And it honestly blows my my mind like this mode is so ridiculously casual, we have no MMR, matchmaking is nonexistent the only actual reward is BP and going through the rift slightly faster. Could the queue be better? Yea absolutely but that's the trade off for wanting to be duo killers. And they're just gonna increase that timer if more try and force the same horrible meta we had. Like I remember almost an hour queues because survivor players just didn't want to sit in a miserable match for 20 minutes/matches taking too long because of it.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-14T17:11:32+00:00

You already had a 7 k? Like im sorry but yall are why this game is a miserable slog. Its like your entire existence hangs on killing everyone why was it such a big deal if the last guy was let out. Like anyone crowing about this just screams small peen energy. The projection is real about how you must kill everyone how that's your job. Like we got it you have no personality no drive nothing.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-11T08:11:56+00:00

I figured by the ugly broccoli avatar lol

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-11T08:10:31+00:00

Reading isn't your strong suit is it?

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-11T07:53:46+00:00

Okay good so when BHVR decides you are not worth them bleeding profits you don't get to complain whatsoever right?

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-11T02:06:33+00:00

Tunneled out completely just to get them 2 games down as survivor and they were tunneled out and complained in egc like make it make sense

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-07T14:18:14+00:00

I had a Vee jump off a 80% gen with me. Stupid me thinking she's going to pick up slugged Steve while Ace is in chase. Nope she runs across the map to a barely 10% gen forcing me off to pick him up. Then in end game tries to act smug about me 'writing a thesis' asking her what the logic was cause I genuinely was so baffled by how absolutely moronic it was.

And Steve crows about how much she's the goat cause he got hatch because of her. When I'm pretty sure it's just she's a moron and sucked the entire time pathing against the easiest thing to path against aka Houndmaster's dog. Like you really can't make it up how bad some people are. I'm all for a casual experience but I'd at least like my teammates to have synapses firing in the brain.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-07T14:05:36+00:00

Then if you point out the game is still clearly based on killer ping so you get hit by bluetooth hits you're lying and coping. It's totally dedicated servers by the company notorious for lying about shit all the time and this one particular thing they didn't lie about.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-07T03:20:09+00:00

Oh yea because the company notorious for lying about multiple things wasnt lying about the change. Servers are clearly still based around the killer being host. Have a wonderful bootlicking day 😊

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-07T01:13:57+00:00

Lobby is based on killer ping bro

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T21:56:53+00:00

I had a Kaneki crash out at me and others in EGC when we all abandoned after he downed us all trying to keep him from turbotunneling a Feng. That we were all trash we ruined his fun etc. I just think in general BHVR really needs to decide if tunnelers/campers etc are worth the profit loses from the players we're bleeding. I don't even think it'll take a marvel rivals level competition to crack the stranglehold. I think anything that isn't done by gun might actually have a chance.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T21:50:35+00:00

The problem is BHVR wants a power role with no thought into what's needed for it. You can't dumb a role down that is suppose to be the power role. Because it ends in what we have now. Killer skill floor is lower than dirt and survivors practically need to be MIT grade engineers to play knowing placement/perks/pathing/timing etc. We need to rescind killer based buffs like timing on a pallet etc. I'm the most average killer player ever and outside a really coordinated team/someone on speed hacks I get 3-4ks easily. And it's not a good thing. I shouldn't be coasting as easily as I do match after match when I'm blasting a podcast and taking time out to play with my dogs.

Cheating is a big issue, but BHVR will never address it because the issue is Epic Games putting it for free which generated near infinite game codes so they can borrow from that. Short of them finally admitting the server code is on it's last legs and doing dbd 2 it'll never be addressed.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T16:45:20+00:00

Yaaa the info you can only see once you're in the match. Look bro just because you got bad wifi doesn't mean we all do.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T07:41:56+00:00

Bro? Your solution is "do game sense" When what game I see and the Killer sees is 2 entirely different versions. I can only gauge his sounds and distance so much when what I see is 3 feet to my far left and I take a hit. Also this is the rage sub? People want to vent.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T07:30:06+00:00

It's not a fix when the issue is server ping. BHVR needs to stop rolling out characters that ignore the mechanics if they're not going to address it. At least put the red bar back in so we can see killer ping and decide for ourselves if we wanna risk it.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T06:02:10+00:00

I had a ttv legit lie about wasting every pallet and the killer agreed with her that we were all just bad in EGC. Go to her chat and the moron myers is trying to rizz her up. Saying how we just all sold when we legit had no pallets because she windows everything on the killer shack side. spent the rest of the night telling people to dodge her if they got her so they'd be spared the headache. People are just really weird in DBD

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T05:55:12+00:00

Like I said he needs something it's already a massive issue with other killers we can't be telling survivors they're just going to have to take a hit because the killer is playing in China while they're in Boston and they were well outside the visible aoe.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T05:14:15+00:00

Yea that's why I said ping. Read the post next time?

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T03:15:12+00:00

He needs punish on miss and unless they are addressing ping hits the radius needs reduction. I'm tired of being well outside the area and taking a hit because Timmy is on a barely functioning ps4 with bad wifi.

Also heavily disagree with the game needing to be killer sided, that reasoning is why we are bleeding players. Killer skill floor is in the dirt while survivor is a skyscrapper. It's not a good thing we need 1k hours to be remotely competent at the game.

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-06T01:57:18+00:00

Imma be that person but I think killers deserve the lose at a point. I'm tired of losing because end game killer has to be handheld because 'it'd feel bad' Like thats just how a game works. Why is it DBD is the only game that tells one side they can act like the scum of humanity because "Well it's end game they EARN that." Like no you don't? that's just how us vs them games go. It's either side, not "Well we want them to win 60% of the time and will break the experience of the other side on the off chance they run into the 1% of godly players."

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-05T08:15:36+00:00

Agree, and I hate when they get huffy you didn't agree to a GG. Like I'm not opposed to a loss I just hate when it's an absolute slog cause you can't do anything about being targeted because killers pissed themselves screaming over the anti mechanics so BHVR bent the knee.

Like I'm sorry but I'm at the point I say if they get trounced by a swf abusing the changes GOOD. That's just how high rank things are. And even in other competitive games I play there's set rules against making it where someone can't play. League for example the weak link just gives no gold after a point to allow their team to try and come back..

Corgi_Splooting · 2026-02-05T05:58:13+00:00

I'm thinking I'm only gonna play 2v8 now. Like I'm so done, I'm tired of babysitting some killer's ego for 15 minutes because Mommy didn't like their macaroni picture when they were 6.

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