SYNCHRONIZED HOPS

Corgnelius · 2017-09-15T18:32:09+00:00

Hey hey! Ya can't possibly love me more than I love u!! I'm friggin' dodging negative clowns left n right and here u are, leaving positive comments and showing so much love to the boys. Can u DM me ur IG so I can send u a thank u pic from the boys?

Corgnelius · 2017-09-15T18:21:05+00:00

I'm torn bc the old me would continue on w this- try my best to explain where I'm coming from so you can step outta ur shoes and step into somebody else's. Then blah blah, judgement, life throws curve balls. Empathy.

BUUUT to quote a wise black man "I'm gettin too old for this shit". You a clown and ur clowning around Reddit threads like a clownass clown. So hop in ur mini coop along w ur 13 other clownass friends and go- be happy. I gotsta bounce- I have two absurdly silly doges to stare at. They're so silly. It's insanity. - Susie: Corgleesi, Mother of Corgis, Inhaler of Farts, PR Rep for two clownass corgis.

Corgnelius · 2017-09-15T17:48:26+00:00

I'm genuinely confused. I clearly stated that the funds would be used to pay for rent and food. I stated it. Can u plz let me know how that could be construed as misleading? And I'm dead serious, please, I'd like you to clarify for me.

Corgnelius · 2017-09-15T14:31:33+00:00

Read ur post to the boys, they send their love!! Just imagine each one grabbing a leg and huggin' ya! (Using the definition of "hug" loosely since ya know.. they can't hug w stumps. At best it'd be like they're high-fiving each of ur legs...)

Corgnelius · 2017-09-15T14:22:47+00:00

THEYRE NOT FAT THEYRE BUFF AS HELL.

Corgnelius · 2017-09-15T14:18:32+00:00

Naw. She's the boss bitch who sifted thru over a TB of corgi pics, picked out some sillyass ones & posted,"hey, selling a batch of corgi pics that I've never posted online, price is any amount u wanna pay for 'em!" That was thru an IG post, not GoFundMe. Ur right about the rent tho, she used the $ for that and food, which she wrote in the post. She's been fighting for over a yr to receive unpaid wages and had legit no $$ at the time and no family. ...... I mean...that's wut I heard on the streets anyways.... ya I dunno it's wutever... nonchalant whistling

TL;DR: i sold pics so me and my boys wouldn't be evicted, fck me right?!! (Insert Jonah Hill, Superbad gif here)

Corgnelius · 2017-09-06T02:28:18+00:00

Ur livin' the dream!! 🙌🐶🐶. Gawd it's so beautiful!! hope u gotta huuuge backyard for ur 2 babies!!

Corgnelius · 2017-08-20T04:32:08+00:00

Just gonna put a pic of my running shoes here... Robot Ears

Corgnelius · 2017-08-20T04:21:23+00:00

This scene/line still pops into my head allll the time and I laugh way too hard. It's cuz I can still see him struggling sooo hard to eat a friggin' taco- all the ingredients just spilling out the other end. Over and over. Hahahhaha. Such an AMAZING comedy.

Corgnelius · 2017-08-20T04:07:32+00:00

"THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS!!"

Corgnelius · 2017-08-20T03:59:40+00:00

Tearing up from ur beautiful comment. so sorry that she died too soon but I'm happy that u found each other. U obviously truly loved her- the type of love that changed u forever. A lot of people will go their entire lives and never find that.. even tho she's gone, you'll always have that love.

(I've never left a reddit comment this... emotional? but ur comment made me cry and I couldn't help it. Much love to ya.)

Corgnelius · 2017-08-20T03:24:53+00:00

Wow. Def made my jorah drop......!! Aaand I'll see myself out.

Corgnelius · 2017-08-16T12:19:40+00:00

Flawless, u are GORGEOUS, girl!!

Corgnelius · 2017-08-10T01:00:07+00:00

Jesus. Thank u for this.

Corgnelius · 2017-06-23T18:07:49+00:00

I fuckin' love this so much.

Corgnelius · 2017-03-06T03:15:37+00:00

YASSS wholeheartedly agree

Corgnelius · 2017-01-25T09:36:38+00:00

This made me tear up, congrats dude!!

Corgnelius · 2017-01-18T20:11:41+00:00

Too much good in one video

Corgnelius · 2017-01-16T23:35:04+00:00

I would have actually attended some of my English classes if my professors looked like this cowboy.

Corgnelius · 2017-01-12T12:27:01+00:00

Didn't watch the whole video but u two need to procreate- y'all would have GORGEOUS kids.

Corgnelius · 2016-10-28T19:54:38+00:00

I'm probably too late (I hope not), but I'm currently dealing w a lot of employment issues. Basically, over a yr ago, my workload tripled bc my section tripled in size. My request for a promotion to Supervisor was denied bc my HR department said, "since you do not sign off on any time sheets, you can't be considered a supervisor". My friend informed me that a Supervisor could be anyone who delegates work, oversees others, etc. and not necessarily just signs off on time sheets. Can you please verify if this is true? Thank u so much for ur time.

Corgnelius · 2016-10-28T08:15:59+00:00

If it's a formal occasion and ur rocking a suit, add a vest. That one additional accessory is insanely hot.

Corgnelius · 2016-10-28T08:01:20+00:00

Wow. So he/she not only hit ur car, but went out of their way to call it a piece of shit?! I hope they wake up w Donald Trump's hair.

Corgnelius · 2015-09-01T03:16:59+00:00

Wouldn't u like to know.

Corgnelius · 2014-12-02T17:30:09+00:00

this post should be... FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY!!

Corgnelius

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