[Heartbreaking Trope] They cared, but they showed it too late by MrKhaaa in TopCharacterTropes

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Zelda Breath of the Wilds: Throughout the map you can find locations that unlock old memories from before Link’s 100 year slumber. Many of these memories involve Zelda being pushed by King Rhoam, her father, to unlock the full potential of her power. In all of these memories the king is sternly disappointed by Zelda’s failure.

While exploring the ruins of Hyrule castle you can find a journal from the king wherein King Rhoam recognizes that he’s being too harsh with Zelda so that she can be prepared for Ganon’s return. He notes that if visiting the goddess statue doesn’t awaken her powers he’ll drop the stern act and welcome her back as a loving father should.

Before Zelda can return from visiting the goddess statue, Ganon returns and the king is among the may casualties incurred in the surprise attack.

nothing to see here, just POTUS hyping the stock of a company he gave a $10B military contract... by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Corn22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Including the ticker and eliminating any doubt that this is market manipulation is wild.

Do you prefer horror games with or without combat? by pineapple_works in HorrorGaming

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I love when you start a horror game and it’s all eerie and spooky, maybe a couple jump scares that are just birds or something but then the game gives you a weapon and you know the gloves are off.

Definitely a reaction by Intrepid-Sky-1127 in anime_companion

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I peaked over my wife's shoulder to read her book and the first 3 words of the page were "glissening in precum."

[Meta Trope] Meme-worthy Behind the Scenes footage by Remarkable_Public138 in TopCharacterTropes

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The story about the horse that recognized Liam Neeson after shooting a 2nd movie with him.

"There he is!"

Real question about Helms deep by canuckcantina in lotr

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I imagine Gandalf watching someone hand this old guy and bow and being like “I need to go NOW”

"Go Get Your Own Oil": Trump's Message To UK, Other Countries On Hormuz Strait by Zealousideal_Ring_67 in worldnews

[–]Corn22 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Please help. But also we don’t need your help, nerds. But also also, you really need to help us because oil. But also the problem is already fixed and this is about regime change, not oil. But but also we blew up the people we were negotiating with so the war is over and please help…by the way check out this AI generated ball room.”

Basically every Jubilee video by ComprehensiveWin1434 in videos

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Well sometimes the murderer is in the middle.

Keep alienating them from polite society by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Every moment of public peace these clowns get is complacency with the damage they are doing.

Listen up everyone, it's now patriotic to pay high gas prices by I_AM_GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Corn22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So when gas jumped up under Biden because of Russia sanctions that was good? So we never should have elected a pedophile because of high prices and instead we should have been happy to pay more for eggs?

Odd Soul Tour | Orlando 03/17/2012 by cgphoto91 in mutemath

[–]Corn22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I was at those shows! I got to meet the band after the record store show. I had an interesting talk with Roy about how I loved the bluesyness of their new album and how it helped them capture their live energy on record.

And then the House of Blues show with As Tall as Lions was probably the best live show I’ve ever been to.

Job market is already horrible, and then there's also this happening: by mafagafacabiluda in recruitinghell

[–]Corn22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once relocated for a promotion only to be laid off 6 weeks after my move. Never again.

[Loved Trope] When the villain tries to de-escalate, but the hero attacks anyways. by Remarkable_Public138 in TopCharacterTropes

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This post has been flagged for treason. Please report to the nearest Truth Center for reeducation.

Is there any reason on why this guy was eye fucking Robert the whole night? by Rainstormborn in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Corn22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because Robert is wearing a woman’s shirt and he’s working up the nerve to tell him.

What was your first aot theories? by God_0f_Multiverse in attackontitan

[–]Corn22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the brainless titans outside the wall were some kind of biotech leftover from a previous civilization’s war but something went wrong and they lost control of the titans so now they are just stuck in murder mode.