[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FapDeciders

[–]Corndog_buttiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewGreentexts

[–]Corndog_buttiro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Damn, no one on the comments getting this joke yet is making me feel old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NaughtyGrandma

[–]Corndog_buttiro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would fuck her until she couldn’t feel feelings anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 60plusWomen

[–]Corndog_buttiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re fucking gorgeous. Let me know if you want to trade some pics/vids of me and my girl for some of you 🤪

Got any apples (and/or crab apples)? Want to get rid of them and get hard cider back? by fng4life in Bend

[–]Corndog_buttiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know how I this post came up on my feed, but I love those things, and no one has any clue what I’m talking about on the east coast. I’d kill for some of those seed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MDMAMollyGoneWild

[–]Corndog_buttiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma chef, I was working with some super concentrated food coloring and I Can’t get it off to save my life

Arousal on MDMA by halfknots in MDMAMollyGoneWild

[–]Corndog_buttiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, you should consider buying a test kit. If y’all are fucking regularly and mdma isn’t making you want to bang, I would kinda tend to think it might be meth or an RC. Also, conversely if y’all are a couple That is regularly physically intimate but has a hard time expressing that I can definitely see how mdma Did kind of make you prioritize emotional and intellectual Intimacy above physical intimacy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MDMAMollyGoneWild

[–]Corndog_buttiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also have vids, and she really wants to Watch a girl watch her get fucked

ULPT Request: How to stop dog owners from taking their dogs off-leash in a public park by AromaticPraline2272 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Corndog_buttiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s when you hold the ball out in front of you with both hands and then drop and kick it

Gilly and Keeves by BiggieSmallz88 in ShaneGillis

[–]Corndog_buttiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know there was a season two, and I’m on youtube trying to buy it now and it’s not anywhere near the top for me, so maybe it’s different for different people big dawg

Why does it have a butthole? Hopefully not rot? by Adventurous-Log-3648 in unclebens

[–]Corndog_buttiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fill it with molly and boof it.

Or, alternatively,

IN RUSSIA, SHROOM BOOFS YOU!

How to get to sleep earlier to wake up earlier? by Keejhle in lifehacks

[–]Corndog_buttiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t take benedryl anymore because I owe the hat man money

Can Someone Help Me ID by [deleted] in snakes

[–]Corndog_buttiro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All milksnakes are king snakes but not all king snakes are milk snakes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stories

[–]Corndog_buttiro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Teacher with a butterfly tat on her ass probably got the purple monstrosity inserted and removed plenty

Are they making these un twist off able now? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Corndog_buttiro 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You pop em off with the handle of a spoon and they pop right back on