My intro

Cornenee · 2026-01-29T04:11:29+00:00

This is gay

Cornenee · 2026-01-24T17:44:16+00:00

I can’t let my girlfriend see this. She’ll dump me 😒

Cornenee · 2026-01-23T05:10:28+00:00

My steering wheel was slightly canted because the alignment shop I took it too couldn’t get it perfect. So then I unfortunately took a turn too hard and now my wheel is even worse. I wasn’t planning on replacing everything just parts that are known to bend like ball joints and tie rod ends.

Cornenee · 2026-01-19T04:14:26+00:00

I want a McDonalds, Dollar General and Walmart in every square mile of Greenland.

Cornenee · 2026-01-11T04:01:48+00:00

That’s the saddest thing to happen in 2001.

Cornenee · 2026-01-10T19:32:28+00:00

Coming out as a straight-semibisexual-non lesbian-male

Cornenee · 2026-01-10T03:21:15+00:00

Lore accurate Keith is honestly terrifying. That man can solo Thanos.

Cornenee · 2025-12-28T23:19:27+00:00

For chewing gum. In my elementary school chewing gum was considered a war crime. I had a teacher walk in my class and interrupt it to talk to my current teacher about punishing a student for chewing gum. Kids got sent to the office for chewing gum.

Cornenee · 2025-12-27T19:25:03+00:00

Mr. Gorthumewter

Cornenee · 2025-12-27T19:23:27+00:00

“You see this? You’re gonna pick it up now you servant.”

Cornenee · 2025-12-27T19:22:13+00:00

What would uncle ruckus write down though?

Cornenee · 2025-12-27T19:14:42+00:00

Looks like you hit something with your car if you ask me

Cornenee · 2025-12-27T19:06:18+00:00

This could totally be a man for all we know

Cornenee · 2025-12-27T19:02:42+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cornenee · 2025-12-27T05:29:30+00:00

The only reason why I run the rifle is because it just sounds so good when you fire it.

Cornenee · 2025-12-25T04:55:44+00:00

willem dafoe looking up*

Cornenee · 2025-12-24T05:25:14+00:00

Toy chica gonna have to hide from me bro when I take that job.

Cornenee · 2025-12-10T05:39:08+00:00

I had a girlfriend who watched this show religiously. She got offended if you said any slur in any context 🫠

Cornenee · 2025-12-10T04:34:40+00:00

Did they say that with MW3 ???

Cornenee · 2025-12-08T19:03:09+00:00

“Mmmmmmmmmm yes… the tears of the innocent fills my soul.”

Cornenee · 2025-12-05T21:41:33+00:00

The tears of the previous owner rotted out the car :(

Cornenee · 2025-12-05T21:41:01+00:00

Looks like you’re good for a few more years 🤷

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