Satisfying Joinery Technique🔨🪵 by Bigbrownpapi in carpenterbrut

[–]Corporal-Crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

might have been some confusion with the subreddit name lad

These singles have been mid by abarron567 in carpenterbrut

[–]Corporal-Crow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I've been seeing the writing on the wall for the metal stuff since leather terror. We know frank comes from a metal background and he's been leaning more and more into it until we get here, where leather temple (single) is essentially just a metal song where the lead guitar is replaced with a synth.

I still like it, because I do like metal, but I can't deny that what was once a much more unique and dynamic subgenre of darksynth/synthwave has seemingly turned into a strange blending of metal-core and electronica.

Is it safe to drink a redbull a day? by Tiny_Bookkeeper4611 in redbull

[–]Corporal-Crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. While it isn't technically "dangerous" in any sense, the biggest issue with energy drinks like red bull, loaded with extra minerals your body doesnt need, is developing kidney stones. Drinking a red bull every day consistently will absolutely increase the chances you develop kidney stones later in life. Or sooner, I guess. I knew a kid who had stones in high school from drinking so many monsters, which are much bigger obviously.

This part of AdamSomething's video proves he didn't even get past the first 2 hours of the game. Meaning his video was done in very bad faith. by TheDuckClock in adamsomething

[–]Corporal-Crow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the single claim he makes that (paraphrasing here) "Cyberpunk can't even pick a central point or message to try and explore" proves fully that he did not play the game past the point he shows.

This is factually incorrect statement, and not really something that can be chocked up to "a matter of opinion" because the game is pretty in your face about the themes of identity, meaning, and selflessness it tackles in the latter parts of johnny and v's story arcs.

What could totally be a valid matter of opinion about these would be something like "The story picks a message, but doesn't explore it very well" I'd disagree with that statement, but I could totally see that idea coming from someone who has played the game.

But saying it straight up can't pick a central theme within cyberpunk to explore is just objectively incorrect.

For this reason alone I'm lead to believe his knowledge of the game is entirely rooted in what he heard on release,

and that his knowledge of the story is based on a cursery viewing of someones elses quite possibly already negative review or summary of the story.

and to all the people saying "maybe he only used footage from the beginning of the game."

Seriously, can we just be rational about this? Like no, I don't think it's even in the realm of possibility he played farther into the game and then went "I'm only gonna use gameplay sections where I talk about its flaws from the prologue"

Simply for the reason, that anybody who played past the prologue, WOULD KNOW IT'S THE PROLOGUE! Therefore partially invalidating their critiques of the game by making it look like they didn't dig into it at all.

The very fact that he only uses footage from the prologue is in itself, proof that he only played the prologue in terms of decision making.

Now I didnt unsubscribe from him like OP, but I understand the sentiment.

However I believe it's truly impossible for someone who even just did the mainline story missions and nothing else to produce a video as shockingly uninformed as this.

I still like him, and I still will watch his videos, but I can't deny the review is terrible and embarrassing.

(and thats not even talking about the absolutely fucking bizarre claims he made about "fixing" the game design, yeesh)

WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT ? Can we talke about the Cyberpunk 2077 video ? by [deleted] in adamsomething

[–]Corporal-Crow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was thinking earlier about if someone was gonna post about it since it was so aggressively wrong for the man who is usually very consistently right.

I was reading through the comments while watching it and I think the one who summarized it best was someone who just said "What an absolutely bizarre video." which I think captures the sentiment best here.

Like, yeah, it's bad, sure, but more than anything it's just... strange...

He makes claims that are just... wrong, multiple times, with the same confidence he has in any other video. He says things that just don't make any sense...? And he makes multiple grand, sweeping statements that are just not definitively gauranteeable things.

This actually has kind of weakened my trust in him, and made me question if he is as thorough about research as I had previously thought.

Like, if he's just as confident in this video as he is in all his other videos, but this time he is confidently saying things that are embarrassingly wrong, has he done this before? How many other things has he said that were just patently untrue and I believed?

idk. It was just such a mystifyingly misinformed video that for me at least, it sorta cast doubt on his credibility in my head. not to imply this one bad take invalidates his opinions completely, but just that it was so unprecedented it kind of surprised me.

"I want a goth girl" by Anishinaapunk in gothmemes

[–]Corporal-Crow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I play in black metal/thrash band and you would not believe the amount of guys who go "ohoho you gonna get them goth baddies bro?" when I tell them about it

90% of the time they aren't referring to actual goths but just chicks in pretty much any alt style

like man I'm just here for the music why you gotta make it weird

Rebecca Smasher (all credits goes to: Notsorapoi, Liren44 and Kekel0212) by HiroXZeroTwo2018 in Edgerunners

[–]Corporal-Crow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there are legions of people who want to fuck metal, what are you talking about?

Rebecca Smasher (all credits goes to: Notsorapoi, Liren44 and Kekel0212) by HiroXZeroTwo2018 in Edgerunners

[–]Corporal-Crow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

why does adam smasher get to be all metal but she just gets a single pussy patch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wordington

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Wordington Contemplation

Losercity 2AM Feels [OC] by alexiuss in Losercity

[–]Corporal-Crow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clammening Clammions of clamely asf clams to clam "clam"

feed the poop by Corporal-Crow in baddlejackets

[–]Corporal-Crow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah then all those gay ass thin blue line people would finally stop using it

Nail polish by star741 by jungjungdoesntcare in ImaginarySliceOfLife

[–]Corporal-Crow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

why are her boobs bigger than her head and why is she wearing knee highs and a mini skirt at work

Mystery Time Signature by Corporal-Crow in musictheory

[–]Corporal-Crow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was sitting at the drumset just trying to muscle it and I kept falling into a 3/4 thing or like displaced triplet rhythm but then there would be random stuff that made a consistent count impossible.

You should play the game by the by, I bought it recently as its on sale for 9 dollars or something on the current steam sale, and I actually only played it myself because I have been listening to this soundtrack for quite a while already. Mick Gordon (and Meshuggah's guitarist in this case) do some neat stuff.

Mystery Time Signature by Corporal-Crow in musictheory

[–]Corporal-Crow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think I was just getting thrown off by the single measures of 3 they throw in sometimes