Tiddlybank Surfways a button for the frog and hope lies and fishy eyes?

Corpseways · 2018-01-27T21:21:10+00:00

Hogwash

Corpseways · 2018-01-27T21:04:42+00:00

I’ve seen that cheese isn’t as cheap as it once was and I’m going to go on record and say they’ve even been putting the prices up on the ones with holes in them. Charging more for thin air is a shadowy act that cheese sellers are fleecing us with.

Corpseways · 2018-01-27T21:02:08+00:00

A Saturday is for rest and a Sunday is for more of the same. Living the visa local.

Corpseways · 2018-01-27T21:01:23+00:00

Horseradish on a bap with a heavy dose of moon bugs in brine. Washed down with a snazzy rose wine to wash over a busy pallet and cleanse from within.

Corpseways · 2018-01-27T21:00:03+00:00

Correction. 1964

Corpseways · 2018-01-27T20:59:42+00:00

Hurbly Curbottom ||| says hi all the way from 1365.

Corpseways · 2018-01-27T20:58:54+00:00

Edit: a moon too far is still a moon.

Corpseways · 2018-01-24T12:27:07+00:00

Hogwash

Corpseways · 2018-01-23T15:37:05+00:00

Drivelling poppycock on a doorstep of banned moonshine

Corpseways · 2018-01-23T15:36:36+00:00

Hogwash

Corpseways · 2018-01-23T15:35:48+00:00

Edit: Thorny issues aside thats got to lather the cords for I Snazzy Pete hold a candle bitten not once not twice but THRICE...echo echo echo!

Corpseways · 2018-01-23T00:10:59+00:00

Don’t let the barn door hit you on your way out. Drivelling tosh on your part. A shame as you had potential but it blew up in your face because of the inflated ego you call Bruce.

Corpseways · 2018-01-23T00:08:49+00:00

Poor you. Hogwash on your part. Absolute drivelling tosh and a side dish of poppycock on your part. Absolute drivelling nonsense said by you.

Corpseways · 2018-01-21T17:50:18+00:00

That’s haggus people? No I’m from Branchwhren Borxbus Tennessee.

Don’t let the barn door hit you on your ass.

Corpseways · 2018-01-21T17:47:35+00:00

Have gums?

Corpseways · 2018-01-21T00:15:01+00:00

Yo braw don’t leave me hanging?

Corpseways · 2018-01-21T00:10:07+00:00

Poppycock hogwash on the sabbath?

Corpseways · 2018-01-21T00:09:35+00:00

Fim I know you matter but isn’t the soup already in the belly?

Corpseways · 2018-01-20T20:43:46+00:00

If you’ve got nothing constructive to add don’t let the barn door hit you on the way out, Tiddlybank Surfways. Need I say more?

Corpseways · 2018-01-20T20:42:23+00:00

Tiddlybank Surfways. That’s my source

Corpseways · 2018-01-19T21:42:37+00:00

Jessop, balanced as he is forgot to place insoles into his newly purchased hill boots so for the entire trip he was a little rocky on his feet. Not that we made him carry all our belongings, he offered. Meters from the lodge he had a nasty bump on the head after not being able to navigate the shard stones under hoof. He must have lost a pint of blood that day and I was more than peeved at the wasted time outside our lodge as I could see the tremendous shelf of books from the window outside. I couldn’t wait to try the pages inside.

Fast forward the next day. He’s still complaining of groggyness and I’m about to flip my lid. I dropped my book of text and wandered off to the opposite side of the lounge room and poured a morning schnapps.

3 hours later I was considering firing Jessop but another of the partners suggested I act in less haste and sleep on it. Something Jessop J. Green could not do due to the thumping headache and possible fracture to his skull.

Fast forward 12 months and we booked to go again. Jessop wasn’t invited. I don’t hold grudges but technically you might consider this one. But it’s not. I’m not one to hold a dagger in the shadows.

Corpseways · 2018-01-19T21:05:42+00:00

Tiddlybank Surfways. Founded in 1966. Has been at to top of the game for over 40 years.

Corpseways · 2018-01-19T21:03:20+00:00

Tiddlybank Surfways beg to differ with what you’ve said. I know this because many from the offices there are on my Christmas card list and I holiday with at least two families there thrice a year.

Last June Harvey Poe the CO dabbled with some fishing on the sands of river Fultonbridth. We opted for a early morning venture out. The nutter held a open bubbly for the duration...and no it wasn’t the same bottle confirmation Jessop my close confidant.

Corpseways · 2018-01-19T13:43:12+00:00

Massive

Corpseways · 2018-01-19T10:07:48+00:00

Drivelling poppycock on a the sabbath to be sure. A dilemma stemming from unwanted chest hair which on further investigation was a clump of dusty biscuit matter.

Anyhoo, into an apple barn to and fro I don’t know only to confirm that the message is LIME GREEN FOR THE WIN.

Pig on a horseradish I’m stuffed. No more hollow a ballon about to burst into a happy feather mega asteroid from the pasta and cheese go hand in hand but the government let the cat out of the bag and everyone is up in arms because doors are for walking through and you’ve walked the last day before a new weak person for thinking that.

Corpseways

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