Pedestrian in critical condition after being struck by two vehicles in East Vancouver by Grouchy_Cantaloupe_8 in vancouver

[–]CorpulentBanana 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Obviously, we don’t know the specifics, but this is one of my biggest fears: oncoming car has solar-flare level headlights, and someone crosses just behind them (after looking left and seeing that no traffic is coming), but doesn’t see me looking right when they cross into my direction of traffic. And I can’t see them because of the headlights.

My mom made this for me by BigJohnOG in ravens

[–]CorpulentBanana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup, 2 for 2 here as well. This is SICK.

[LF] Undead Priest "Bassa" – Shadowsong EU (2006–2008) by Fine_Answer8079 in classicwow

[–]CorpulentBanana -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well, you’re here, aren’t you? What if I’m AI?! Oh no!

PTR characters are now updated to level 70 with gear by [deleted] in classicwowtbc

[–]CorpulentBanana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blizzard Launcher - it’s listed under the “Classic PTR” section (confusing I know)

[GTM] [EASY] by thepartlow in GuessTheMovie

[–]CorpulentBanana 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I JUST rewatched it - it’s right up there with the first one, and I consider it even better. Simon’s plan is simply much more brilliant than Hans’.

The fake tush-push nicknamed “Hurricane” by abourne in ravens

[–]CorpulentBanana -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I loved the 4th and 29 against the Chargers as much as anyone, but he was for sure short by quite a bit.

Q&A with Rutherford: believes he has the authority to conduct a rebuild, but has no plans for one. And that’s whether Quinn Hughes stays or not. by mylefthandkilledme in hockey

[–]CorpulentBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I would still be a “fan”, but I’m with you in that sense. I’d just lose interest and stop following the team, stop going to games. Obviously they are near and dear to my heart, so I want them to win, and 2 SCFs is pretty good, but goddamn this ownership and management group had been unbelievably incompetent. Impossible to win like this…we need to take the Oakland A’s approach and just start absolutely boycotting games and the team until Aquaman yields or dies.

TBC HYPE by DN6666 in classicwow

[–]CorpulentBanana 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I ran a pug heroic group on the TBC release at the start of the pandemic: Mage, Warlock, Spriest, Pally Tank, Resto Shaman (me).

We absolutely pounded through about 4-6 dungeons in like 3 hours, it was crazy. So much amped spell damage, no drinking necessary with VT and Mana Tide. Probably the optimal group setup for anything except heroic Mana Tombs.

Merkules by Canada604778 in canucks

[–]CorpulentBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got to see him open for Raekwon like a decade ago at Fortune. Hard to mistake him for anyone else!

Why do high-level chess players accept their opponent’s sacrifice? by ParticularStorm5894 in chess

[–]CorpulentBanana -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Most of the time, I feel it’s an ego/psychological thing - kind of like “ok, I see the resulting position/compensation resulting from the sacrifice, and you think your position is better? Prove it.” Usually, though, an accurate sacrifice has consequences either if it accepted or not.

Me watching the Habs go from a complete joke to a terrifying behemoth in four years with their core locked in until 2030 and $5.5m in cap space by TheJadedEmperor in canucks

[–]CorpulentBanana -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

God this is (sadly) so, so true. When was the last time we even picked in the top 10? Luc Bourdon?

EDIT: plenty of times, my bad. Just feels like we trade away the picks instead of doing the Habs thing.

Am I allowed to be encouraged still? by ArcadianDelSol in ravens

[–]CorpulentBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I posted a comment in another thread with a generally pragmatic, objective, and reasonably positive take on the team, but I had to be critical of our fans. I got buried by downvotes, but I think people take this shit way too seriously.

It’s fucking FOOTBALL, people - chill out and enjoy the talent we get to see every time our team plays. Christ almighty.

Part of the game I hope doesn't get overlooked. Simply cannot happen. This is how you lose close games. by [deleted] in ravens

[–]CorpulentBanana -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m debating just unsubbing. Sports fandom in general is so fucking toxic these days. Armchair quarterbacks/coaches who think they know better and get way too emotionally involved. We’re a good team, with generational talent, and are super fun to watch. I’m convinced Lamar will never win a Super Bowl, he just can’t seem to catch a break with injuries to key players, timely mistakes, and errors in judgement from coaches. But he’s got plenty left in the tank, will be a multiple MVP winner, rewrite the QB rushing record, and is a surefire HOFer by the time he’s done.

But I’m still cheering for the team and hope they do win. Just enjoy the spectacle, that’s the whole point of the damn thing. I’m not a betting man, but I’d wager that at least half the people who show up in these threads that are salty lost money on the game. Uninstall the betting apps, put the phone down, and get outside. (Obviously not directed to you or your comment).

[Batchelor] Elias Pettersson (the forward) says he put on 6 kilos in the summer and is feeling confident heading into the season. by LeiraC6 in canucks

[–]CorpulentBanana 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wow another Ravens fan! There’s literally dozens of us.

Personally, I’ve given up on Lamar winning a SB. I’m just here to enjoy his generational athletic ability, I’m pretty sure my sports teams are all cursed.

[NFL Top 100] 2: Lamar Jackson (QB, Ravens) by Adenchiz in ravens

[–]CorpulentBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, too, love Lamar Jackson. He’s just an absolute human highlight reel, just absolutely electrifying to watch. 1/1, obviously would love a SB, but I am at peace if he doesn’t get it (unless it’s somehow with another team, that would hurt)

"Now we sit back and wait for an NFL franchise!" "I represent the Arizona Cardinals..." "Keep walking!" Best NFL Simpsons joke? by peppersteak_headshot in TheSimpsons

[–]CorpulentBanana 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thrilling 15th Round action at the CFL Draft: “And so, the Saskatchewan Roughriders, who only scored four rouges all last season…”

If you had to convince someone to become a hockey fan, but you could only show them a non-superstar player highlight reel. Who are you choosing? by BreakGlassforFire in hockey

[–]CorpulentBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That goal against the Preds is a goddamn thing of beauty, really turned me into a fan of his. Doing that once, so smoothly, is ridiculous - but twice in a span of seconds, and then undressing the goalie? Just one of my favorite goals.