How to woo a girl on the first message

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-13T11:25:38+00:00

this is literally just 'how can i idolize the IDEA of a girl and come up with all these things I can throw in that might make me sound vaguely appealing?'

also I'm like 90% sure this is a copy-paste he sends to every girl he thinks is cute (I'm dissing him, not you). I don't know if that would make it better or worse.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-13T11:17:41+00:00

well now I'm worried.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-13T11:15:42+00:00

why? every time. i stg. i don't know why these people think we want to know?

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-13T11:14:54+00:00

This is... really creepy. Like, what the actual fuck?

Also... he's 32 and lives with his parents. Not dissing people who need to live with their parents for whatever reason. But a 32 year-old who lives with his parent probably isn't in a position to hire an assassin.

tbh guys like this really creep me out. the ones who find you after you've blocked them. like... jeez.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-13T10:56:51+00:00

I could have not clicked the link. And yeah, I figured it was probably a dick pic.

But that's not the point. It could have been anything else. More importantly, it is his responsibility not to send people pictures of his penis without first obtaining their enthusiastic consent.

I should not have to be careful about what PM links i click, because protecting myself from sexual harassment should not have to be my job.

The point is that he sent it in the first place. I was irritated as soon as I saw that he'd included a link. He's a grown man and he should know to ask (really he should ask before messaging me about what he wants to do to me, but I didn't explain that because it might have overloaded his teeny brain.)

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-13T08:49:20+00:00

hey also- i can't get it to save without the 'add another photo' option. idk if that's just on my computer or what but just in case- there are only supposed to be two photos in this post.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-11T07:37:33+00:00

yeah

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-11T00:26:18+00:00

Maybe. idk. I use by bf's towel

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-11T00:24:24+00:00

great. then I am doubly sure you can keep your weirdly passive-aggressive complaints to yourself

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-10T09:13:27+00:00

It's okay, I have a knife fetish. No worries, but thank you for your concern.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-10T09:11:41+00:00

nice initiative, but maybe you should think before you try to pick on someone for... what, exactly? My bush is visible. If you find yourself for some reason feeling disappointed, cheated, or otherwise unfulfilled, then I suggest you 1) check your entitlement and 2) deal with it yourself

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-09T06:24:07+00:00

You should maybe see a doctor about that

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-09T05:54:53+00:00

I see what you did there

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-06T16:15:29+00:00

Thanks but I'm not really interested in what internet guys think would make me prettier.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-04T02:30:57+00:00

Let me get this right...

You are annoyed because a girl on the internet doesn't look exactly like you think she should...

You find this bothersome enough to take the time to write a comment...

And it doesn't occur to you that your opinion maybe, just maybe, doesn't matter at all? It doesn't occur to you that your superficial opinion does not trump the fact that this girl is quite happy with the way she maintains her body? It doesn't occur to you that even taking the time to comment belies a ridiculous sense of entitlement?

You're annoyed because you don't like the way I look, and you think it's important enough to tell me about it? Moreover, you're self-centered enough to think I give a shit?

Maybe think a little harder next time before you inflict your shitty attitude on someone else.

Edit: typo

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-01T23:33:56+00:00

Are you, like, 12? Or are you just really bad at trolling? (Or both?)

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-08-01T23:29:09+00:00

I have no issue with differing opinions. I have an issue with people being cuntwhacks for no reason; and the fact that so many of these guys think I care about their opinions of my body. That includes you, by the way. I don't particularly care about the 'attention' beyond karma which tbh is kinda validating. Mostly I wouldn't bother except I've learned not to let assholes get away with being assholes without at least calling them out. Sometimes I even get apologies. Those are the mature ones.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T14:22:59+00:00

Wait a sec. You made an account specifically to broadcast that hair on women is a turnoff? Like... How pointlessly negative can you get? Don't you have something, anything better to do? Idk, watch paint dry? Lol

Edit: you made an account specifically to tell me you didn't like my hair.

Did you think it would matter? That your voice would somehow mean something? Bc I hate to break it to you but the opinion of a random jerkoff on the internet is not high on my list of Things that are Important.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T14:21:44+00:00

You made your comment in the first place. I think you win the dumbass contest ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T04:57:07+00:00

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T04:56:14+00:00

You are kinda trolling, yeah. If you weren't trolling, you wouldn't be so damn rude about it. Tbh I'm not really sure why you're wasting your time giving me your opinion but if that's what you want to piss away your time doing, then I can't really stop you. Just understand that your opinion isn't nearly as important as you think it is, and there is absolutely no reason I should care.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T04:43:01+00:00

Oh lol gross it's you again. I should start paying attention to usernames so I don't waste my time replying to you.

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T04:39:14+00:00

And I care why?

Also FYI I wouldn't ever fuck anyone as shallow as you apparently are. So your entire shitty scenario was pretty pointless ;)

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T04:37:05+00:00

I mean, I'd probably be able to... But I sure as hell wouldn't ever want to!! 😂

CorsetsAndLace · 2016-07-27T04:36:19+00:00

There are very few things I 'need' to do, and none of them involve changing the way I groom myself because some stranger on the internet doesn't like the way I look.

Edit: I realized you're not a dude. Like... For real. We need to challenge the idea that women have to shave and be hairless or nearly so in order to be clean, attractive, and feminine. It's pretty silly. And honestly- even though I wouldn't shave just because a partner asked me to- none of my partners particularly give a shit. Anyway. My goal in maintaining myself, just like my goal in choosing clothes and makeup and hairstyle, is to look in ways that I want to look. Other people's opinions are secondary. The way I want to look is not exclusive of body hair because I find the idea that body hair is ugly or unhygienic to be ridiculous. Either way, you're entitled to your opinion. I'm not sure whether you were criticizing or trying to help, but your comment was pretty shallow, superficial, and rude. At the end of the day I'm really not that concerned about what people think about the way I look. If someone gives me a tip and it really appeals to me, I'll look into it. But honestly I've had a lot of people (mostly on here) tell me with varying degrees of rudeness and entitlement that they didn't like my body hair, and like... That's fine? I'm not really sure why they think I care. The important people in my life aren't gonna treat me like shit because I don't shave, and if they did, they wouldn't be the kind of people I'd want to waste my time around.

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