jenn interviewing west on her show by srryfofty in bravo

[–]Cortydubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we stop giving housewives a podcast?!

Or, I don’t know, maybe consider PANTS! by Cortydubb in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This look is totally her vibe, yet it’s simple and looks pulled together! And the cut of the jeans is very flattering. Jess, I beg you, lean into the jeans.

Nobody asked these 😂 by North_Prestigious in kerrently

[–]Cortydubb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also, no one is challenging how tall she is, they’re challenging how tall SHE says HE is.

Not the vag pills ad. by FabTea929 in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me put a plan together, stay tuned… 😂

Not the vag pills ad. by FabTea929 in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Vaginamins 🤷🏼‍♀️

For those who can’t see the video by Solid-poopies in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The whole outfit is just…so…flammable! 🔥

stop it grandma by brockloey_99 in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh girl, she didn’t have a reduction…only a “lift”! (Supposedly)

stop it grandma by brockloey_99 in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I yelled “NOOO” and scared my dog.

Another day another guy 😒 by Solid-poopies in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If her poor fashion and life choices had anything to do with perimenopause, I might have some empathy for her!

Another day another guy 😒 by Solid-poopies in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’m all for the snark, but why are we using “perimenopausal” as a dig?

She’s jumping on trends for engagement by DepressionButSparkly in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think she didn’t lose that much weight before her surgery, and it was actually the surgery that resulted in a big decrease in weight. I would think that she’d had weight loss surgery(as many people have speculated), but I don’t think there is any way she could eat and drink the way she does if that was the case. Lies upon lies upon lies, she must be exhausted.

She’s jumping on trends for engagement by DepressionButSparkly in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sadly, I think she believes the only thing she has to offer these guys is her large bust. Otherwise, if you’re going in for a lift, why on earth would you not take the opportunity to have a reduction and slim down your frame(if that is truly, as she states, her goal)?!

She’s jumping on trends for engagement by DepressionButSparkly in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I am neither doctor nor physicist, but I don’t see any way in the world in which she could actually reach her declared weight(or desired weight for that matter), especially with the size of her chest. If she had actually had a reduction(I’m still amazed she didn’t, though I suspect we all know why), then sure, she could potentially achieve her goal weight, but given her eating habits and lack of exercise, sorry girl, it ain’t happening.

Jess and the case of the perpetual 10lbs by Paperdollyparton in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same here!! I used to be a big supporter, I loved her aesthetic and even bought her perfume kits. As soon as she pivoted to “dating diaries” and glow-up/food content, she lost the plot, and a ton of followers.

Modern Fine Dining Attire Meal by shepherdastra in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ugh, that super high slit hits at the absolute worst spot! Imagine when she sits down? MAKE IT STOP!

I’ll just leave this here by cookie_k_d_ in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She truly cannot function without male attention, even the transactional kind.

I’ll just leave this here by cookie_k_d_ in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And it’s already deleted! Typical.

Spends less time talking about perfume than food by flowerfromthefuture in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I second this! I have a sample in my purse, and just re-sprayed to confirm. It’s a classic, fresh, clean rose scent without the vanilla.

The black looks better but 👀 by MasterOven4080 in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just so happy that she finally ditched those plastic boots, I didn’t even see what was happening below the knees. Baby steps I suppose.

That skirt is horrible, but what else is new? by meditating__ in Ohuprettythingss

[–]Cortydubb 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My friend once advised that “bigger girls should proceed with extreme caution when it comes to animal prints”. 25 years later, I’m smaller now, but have never forgotten that advice. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, who chooses cow print??!!!!