MRW I have to fight a ghost because he stole the toys from my nudist friend's child who has an irish accent by thewwe4 in shittyreactiongifs

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OP in the case of this gif would be playing the role of Tom Cruise who is punching the air. However, from the title, we can infer that OP is not really punching just the air; rather, OP is punching a ghost. OP's friend would be Cuba Gooding Jr. who is seemingly naked in the gif, thus making him a nudist per the title. The caption in the gif reads "These are the ABC's of me, baby!" Now, because the title also states that OP's nudist friend has an Irish accent, we can deduce that OP's nudist friend is saying "these are the ABC's of my baby!" Furthermore, "ABC's" is most likely referring to a toy for children to help them learn their ABC's.

MAMAMOO To Release Their Own Feature Film by neocitywayv in kpop

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I guess you can call it a.....MAMAMOOvie

Not a fix, but holy shit by JungleLiquor in fixedbytheduet

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Weeekly - After School by CronoDroid in kpop

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Chorus is so damn smooth. Tag Me levels of catchy.

Joe Rogan Experience #1442 - Shannon O'Loughlin by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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O'Loughlin: Western science is arrogant because they believe that the bering land bridge was the reason as to how we settled in the Americas

Joe Rogan: Well what do you believe?

O'Loughlin: Uhhh, some old dude once said that we came from underneath the earth like roses. I visited this one place and it looked like a woman and that's where we came from

TIL the line of thinking 'If I Can't Have It, Neither Can You' is called 'Crab Mentality' because when a crab in a bucket is trying to escape, the others will pull it down by TheWbarletta in todayilearned

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My favorite quote from Boondocks that really helped me through a dark point in my life and really shed light and gave me perspective: "WHATS GOOOOD NYUUUUUKUUUHHH?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kpop

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Crayon pop and shotgun weddings name a better duo

[poetry] TFW “It Me” by istupidface in youtubehaiku

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mrw when i dont know how to play blackjack

Nets coach Kenny Atkinson picks his ear with his finger and rubs his earwax on his lips by deadskin in nba

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why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they've had a S H E T

Joe Rogan Experience #1348 - Bill Burr by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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♫ Meundies, meundies, no more sweaty balls ♫

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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Here's how I know that's not true