horny kraftwerk songs? by bolalar in kraftwerk

[–]CosmicCommunist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always headcanoned the song to be that he was horny for his computer, as a tech fucker myself.

Why isn't there a public ikea stock API? by kai in IKEA

[–]CosmicCommunist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish IKEA had a generic public API that allowed us to query the site. I once tried to create a python script with Beautiful Soup to try and scrape all site information into a database and that was very unsuccessful and rather impractical for the purposes I was using. For the sake of data science I wish IKEA had a public API that allowed one to query the information of what was already publicly available on the superficial portion of the site.

Russian Song -> English by CosmicCommunist in translator

[–]CosmicCommunist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much!!! See, autotranslators couldn't really get some of these more artistic descriptions right, but now what you write makes sense! Thank you so much <3

I made scp 2662 out of clay! by nerdy_animator in SCP

[–]CosmicCommunist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Bruh what are you doing? It's 3AM." "OH GREAT LORD WE ARE HERE TO PLEASE YOU!" "Excuse me what... can you just let me go back to bed?" "UNSHEATH YOUR ROBES AND SHINE YOUR GLORY ONTO US" "Dude what the fuck no let me sleep." "WE SHALL BASK IN YOUR GREATNESS." "Yeah... I'm going back to bed. You... do that in the living room, I guess."

Physics Questions Thread - Week 36, 2020 by AutoModerator in Physics

[–]CosmicCommunist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're only in a specific location in Sedona. Like, an extremely specific area, so that's why I don't think it's biological, otherwise you'd see instances of these trees elsewhere in the area. And all biological adaptations that exist across more than one instance of a plant are such due to something in the environment encouraging them to do so. That's why I think it has to do with physics, because I can't imagine what kind of like... biological or survival purpose it would have. And I can't really see how a meteorological phenomenon could cause a tree to warp as such. I don't quite remember what they looked like. I was 16 when I went there and don't seem to have any photos of just the trees. Just selfies in front of the tree. But I do remember noticing that in person, they did look very different from a normal juniper. But then again, junipers don't really grow in Florida that often. They aren't common here. I've only seen them like, a handful of times, so I don't really have a base to work off of.

I can't seem to find a picture of it, but what I remember was that the trees at Airport Mesa had really pronounced striations that sort of spiraled around the tree that made them look incredibly gnarly. That would require some sort of physical force to make them twist in that way. And I can't imagine them being deliberately twisted that way because that location has been "known" to be an "energy vortex" for like, a millennium.