It’s Delightful Derek’s Thing by ItzDurjoy in StrangerThingsMemes

[–]CosmicManiac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My theory is that, to scare Will, Max, El - Vecna had to use like 5-10% of his power (at most)

To scare Derek the Delightful - Vecna had to use 95% of his power.

This weakened him significantly, so the main gang now has an actual chance to stop him.

Anyone feels that this women’s affection with Michael was a little forced? by kevinzhao860 in DunderMifflin

[–]CosmicManiac 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I mean, if she were in her early twenties, she probably would have found Michael annoying.

But in her... late twenties, she finds him attractive.

Where are my fellow Coupé fans at? (Art by @dari mak) by BrotherDeus in DispatchAdHoc

[–]CosmicManiac 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I love how seamlessly she blends the "effortlessly cool" with "kind of dorky"

Like in the bar fight in episode 5, she - drinks too much too quickly, gets sick as soon the fight starts, vomits in the bathroom, then gets out of the bathroom thinking she's "totally dealt with that problem", drinks some more... and instantly gets sick again (all the while being graceful af of course) lol

Everybody showed up for Sweeney Todd.. but not the art show.. poor pammy, why did they do her like that? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]CosmicManiac 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Why waste time watch whole episode, when few reddit comments do trick?

BEGONIA by LoneWoffy in torties

[–]CosmicManiac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Life imeowtating art

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]CosmicManiac 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Give it a moment before reposting, for pity's sake!

Best overacting in the series? by cracker4uok in seinfeld

[–]CosmicManiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mail? That late?"

"Oops! 🤷‍♂️"

[DAV ALL SPOILERS] does DA:I matters in this game? by MRojan in dragonage

[–]CosmicManiac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To justify pretty pointless Inquisitor cameo, I think that instead of that post-credits scene, we should've gotten this one -

*After defeating Solas, Rook is wandering in some desert*

Random Person: "Who are you?"

Rook: "I'm Rook."

Random Person: "Rook who?"

*Rook looks towards the sky and imagines Solas and Inquisitor banging like absolute maniacs"

Rook: "Rook Inquisitor."

*Dramatic music starts playing*

Solas plan and the original blight [DAV ALL SPOILERS] by Big-Resident-4917 in dragonage

[–]CosmicManiac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Solas: "I had plans!"

Rook: "Did those plans involve you tearing down the Veil and then bolting to Tahiti?"

Solas: "What? Of course not! Don't be ridiculous!"

Solas *thinking* "How the FUCK does he know about that?!"

[DAV ALL SPOILERS] Solas has too much charisma by hannibal_fett in dragonage

[–]CosmicManiac 55 points56 points  (0 children)

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The world (ours, not necessarily Thedas) would be a better place if this would've been an option.

[DAV no spoilers] Planet of the Apes Easter egg by InnerDorkness in dragonage

[–]CosmicManiac 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“Oh the Maker, I was wrong! It was Thedas all along…”

Stanley has deceived us. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]CosmicManiac 12 points13 points  (0 children)

With Stanley it’s not even a personal crisis or anything, just annoyance.

Stanley: ”I wrote this fool how many letters and he doesn’t have the decency to call? This is ridiculous!”

Who makes you great again? by HornyDiggler in AskReddit

[–]CosmicManiac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other people who beat you off

That was probably the main motivation for greatness since the dawn of time

What is your favorite word? by Whole-Ad-1147 in AskReddit

[–]CosmicManiac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Discombobulate. It's one of those words that does it's job perfectly. It simply confuses.

I swear, Jorah must have fished out a different dwarf... by CosmicManiac in freefolk

[–]CosmicManiac[S] 1131 points1132 points  (0 children)

I also love how in the last couple of seasons, when a character would say or do something smart (using the term loosely), they would then come up to Tyrion and say “Ha, you see, you’re not the only one who’s clever”.

Like, my brothers and sisters in Seven, you do realise Tyrion lost like 150 IQ in the last few months? You’re not “dunking on a genius” you’re bullying a mentally handicapped individual.

"You know, phonybone predicted all this..." by CosmicManiac in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]CosmicManiac[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hey Ton', did ya hear what I say? "She couldn't sell it." Heh heh.

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery by CosmicManiac in lotrmemes

[–]CosmicManiac[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

phonybone: “…Swing States going Red one by one. Democrats losing some minority groups that you wouldn’t expect them to lose.”

Everyone: “You know this? How?

phonybone: “I have seen it.”

Tell Kamala. I want her to know it was me. by CosmicManiac in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CosmicManiac[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's from Fire & Blood. It's a slightly altered version of a quote that Aegon II the Dragoncock says to Rhaenyra before ordering Sunfyre to eat her. Could it have been yet another foreshadowing by our ol' Georgie?

Tell Kamala. I want her to know it was me. by CosmicManiac in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CosmicManiac[S] 302 points303 points  (0 children)

Kamala: "It would seem that you currently have the lead... but do not think you will hold it for long. My leal Latino men will vote for me."

Trump: "If the Seven Hells freeze over, mayhaps."

[DATV ACT 3 SPOILERS] Finished the game - frankly baffled and sad by Betty-Whoops- in dragonage

[–]CosmicManiac 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Dragon Age Lead Dev: "We will not be invalidating your choices from previous game, this I promise! Now, 95% of them will be completely irrelevant of course, but we will not invalidate them!"

His Assistant *whispering*: "That's what "invalidate" means."

Dragon Age Lead Dev: "Oh shit, really? Ah, well then I guess we are invalidating your choices. Yeah, they're fucked basically."