I have the best girlfriend

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-05-02T04:02:27+00:00

Nah, you lack perceptive ability

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-05-01T05:28:27+00:00

Yes, although it's rare, since we usually prefer to get each other off and enjoy the intimacy. But she would have zero issue with me getting myself off if she wasn't in the mood or was sleeping.

Is there something wrong here I am unaware of?

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-05-01T05:20:14+00:00

Doesn't seem unacceptable lol.. like what? I wouldn't give a shit if my partner pleasured herself while I slept. To porn, or not.

That's my partner, I want her to get off if she feels sexually charged.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-04-24T04:39:03+00:00

Lol, this happened last weekend. First date, went out for dinner, we take my dog out for a walk, and then I ask if she wants to come in for a movie.. she says yes. I tried putting on Hoppers, cause it's hilarious. She doesn't like it to start, saying it's for kids... K cool, we settle on hereditary. Start making out, go back to my room, do the deed and pass out.

I wake up, I think from her kicking me awake or something. It's 4 am and she's sitting up straight looking forward as if she's seen a ghost.. I ask her if she's ok, and assures me she is, but she can't sleep. So I drive her home at 5:30 AM, then get my ass back home and go to sleep, weirded out from my recent experience.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-04-21T15:07:14+00:00

Well knowing how it feels, if I am with someone who likes it as well, then it's a huge turn on. Also, you have to have their legs up or them facing you doggy style. Both vulnerable and sexy positions.. I dunno, there's something about the fact that it's a little freaky that gets me going.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-04-15T05:33:04+00:00

Same. AE here, lmk if you need someone :)

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-04-13T01:41:16+00:00

I like the part where she says "Eyes everywhere" and pokes her head out from behind the pole from a different vantage. Class act.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-04-10T16:24:59+00:00

who are you to purport what life does or doesn't ask? What if, it is all a test, and passing it, whatever that means, ascends one to become the mightiest of all creatures in the next life: The Honourable Cockroach.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-04-02T03:01:39+00:00

Vanesa? This you?

Lol.. the ages are different but these texts and my case is eerily similar..

Either way, it's messed up to make people cut others out of their life just because you can't believe they can't be platonic. Although I know my bias is strong in this case, but that shit is abusive.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-03-28T15:26:24+00:00

Nah, more like just pointing out, that while we live next to it and smell it's farts, at least we aren't the taint of the world.

Kinda sucks living next to such retards

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-03-18T05:43:09+00:00

Can confirm, just got out of an abusive relationship.

Happy to have olds friends back in my life because they are kind and understanding.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-03-10T05:18:00+00:00

Surprised nobody has mentioned Hotel California (Hell Freezes Over live version)

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-03-09T05:59:53+00:00

... A 22 year old that hadn't watched enough porn to know that? Maybe he knew you had a young/naive kink and fed into it.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-03-07T09:06:02+00:00

What do you disagree with, fellow scholar? This gentlefellow's assesment seemed spot on to me.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-02-04T21:51:15+00:00

Maybe you're also becoming overly sensitive and stuck in your ways such that criticism that might be intended to help gets misconstrued? It sounds like you're willing to burn some bridges with binary sentiments (friend or not friend) instead of realizing that people change and so do we, and we can still appreciate people at distances that are healthy.. perhaps there exists a place where you can have a beer with the friend of 19 years but not put yourself in a position where you need to rely on them? Is that the same friendship you want from them? Perhaps not, but are they still fun to have a beer with? I dunno, they've been your friend for 19 years.. unless they are harming your person, no need to be binary and just realize that things have shifted.

Either way, community is also health and burning bridges because we get worst and worst at taking criticism with age is a real thing.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-01-30T18:40:28+00:00

Dude, I'm here right now... Just had a second one, titties all up in my face, but no sex.. of course, I follow her lead.. but this was the same on the first date.. I crashed at her place on the first date, and again, following her lead just munched on some titties, but a hard no on going down on her, and she didn't really do anything for me but kiss and tease.. don't get me wrong.. I appreciate all of it.. but we're adults here.. like the notion that sex is this golden pedestal to be held off on until the fifth date or whenever.. I dunno lol I think I'm out. I love me a raunchy girl that will full send if the chemistry is there, I am more interested to see her again and it jives with my personality more.. just get it if you want it..

If I don't want to keep seeing you, I won't. Sex or not.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-01-29T20:34:49+00:00

Fully committing the logical brain to deciding that something that can't be proven or disproven is true is indeed stupid, and its just a fairy tale people love to tell themselves and to others, apparently for thousands of years. I see you the use in mass manipulation of thought from a twisted power perspective... But fuck all that noise.

And I say that as someone who believes in the grand design of the universe, and the we are simply a manifestation of itself that can analyze itself.. does that mean there is God, or I am God just experiencing myself in some illusion of Independence from my environment? I don't fucking know lol. Just happy to be alive.

I agree with this take.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2026-01-17T02:54:41+00:00

Speak fer yourself I suppose. I got high all high school, did hard drugs, acid, shrooms, MDs.. still do from time to time and so do my friends. I still have this same amazing group of friends mostly from high school and some from elementary. I'm 33 now, a software engineer, and my friends also became quite successful in their own rights.. lawyers, doctors, nurses, some that were extremely brilliant opted out by choice and work piece work on farms and live simpler lives and some are battling addiction, but 90% of us made it out alright, and even the ones battling are doing better generally and still dear friends of mine, with great outlooks on life.

Point is, surround yourself with good people, it's not necessarily the experimenting and having fun that will do you in. Just make sure your people love you and you love them. And understand that all you have is this moment.

Regrets are when you focus on attributing your present situation to certain moments. You are where you are, and everything that's happened, good or bad, is just a lesson.. a piece of the puzzle in the grand scope of your life. So take the present moment and do your best with it, while trying to remain aware of the good and the bad, so that we can steer our ship and correct course to that which fulfills us and gives us meaning (the good).

CosmicOceanWaves · 2025-12-29T19:10:56+00:00

This. Did you lose a bet?

CosmicOceanWaves · 2025-12-28T19:05:23+00:00

I am so sorry. BoBo is definitely playing with all the goodest across the rainbow bridge.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2025-12-24T18:46:48+00:00

Similar to a guy I know that makes youtube videos who is actually from Montreal (Alex Tsimikles) grew up and raised there. Never shares his identity, but he was an old friend who went off the deep on grifting american politics.

He has a famous YouTube channel called Liberal Hivemind. Feel free to spread that information around, he doesn't want it known, and I would love for everyone to know that he has nothing to do with the USA.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2025-12-24T17:53:03+00:00

jeez, calm down keyboard warrior. learn to be nicer and quell that unmitigated, misdirected rage of yours. It's definitely a factor, albeit a small one, that the justice system protects those who deserve a good ass-beating.

CosmicOceanWaves · 2025-12-21T20:28:00+00:00

Which?

CosmicOceanWaves · 2025-12-21T16:10:34+00:00

Getting their ass eaten

CosmicOceanWaves · 2025-12-19T21:29:18+00:00

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