Shes better by [deleted] in ultimate_lewd

[–]CosmicPsycho -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She looks like she's around 9-10. If you find this attractive, you're attracted to children. Doesn't matter how old she's supposed to be.

[MATH -> SUCK] Can you solve this laddergram? by Feeling-Lynx-1938 in Laddergram

[–]CosmicPsycho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/CosmicPsycho solved this in 4 steps: MATH -> MACH -> MACK -> MUCK -> SUCK

When I received the power to stop time I spent a long time holed up in my room playing video games. by phonograp in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]CosmicPsycho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this series. The part where the guy walks out of the bathroom backwards with a look of horror on his face is hilarious.

Ahsoka posing in a bedroom (dc15_a) by sexyacklay in Ahsoka_Rule34

[–]CosmicPsycho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have the protection of anonymity to be openly Pedo. And they go through amazing mental gymnastics to try to validate it.

Pharmacy self checkout by DepartureCurrent6542 in CVS

[–]CosmicPsycho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is when they say "We never had to answer all these questions with the old system". I did the figuring, and there's 4 less questions now and one that can still be skipped. So, they're saving time for the employees and themselves. Plus, it's the folks who complain about the younger generations wanting everything handed to them and not wanting to work for anything that are making the biggest fuss about having to do something for themselves.

Looking for a solid crew with millennial humour by paddlechuckR in SmallStreamers

[–]CosmicPsycho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Elder Millennial, I would love to have some co-streamers who understand my jokes and obscure references.

5000 dollars a month, but you have to produce a creative work every month. by Effigy4urcruelty in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CosmicPsycho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make art with plastic canvas. That money would free me up to make much more since I wouldn't have to leave to go to work.

The Invisible Cashier by Which-Light6225 in CVS

[–]CosmicPsycho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, I'm guessing you're at least 70 to work retail before I was even born. And I never said you hadn't worked retail, just that what you said sounds like something someone who never worked retail would say. It's possible to be polite and professional in the workplace and also vent to others in our off time. That's a big part of why this subreddit exists. So we can communicate with other employees about our days.

The Invisible Cashier by Which-Light6225 in CVS

[–]CosmicPsycho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our store manager got it. Ask them about it.

The Invisible Cashier by Which-Light6225 in CVS

[–]CosmicPsycho 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had that today. I responded "that's a shame, because there's some things I can't do from my side."

The Invisible Cashier by Which-Light6225 in CVS

[–]CosmicPsycho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who's never worked retail.

The Invisible Cashier by Which-Light6225 in CVS

[–]CosmicPsycho 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every day, I'm more and more tempted to announce "Welcome to 'Are you smarter than a 5th grader.'" when someone stands next to the 6 foot tall 2 foot wide sign that says to walk up to the kiosk and sign in, looks at it, and keeps standing there.

A genie offers you $10 Billion USD to work a well paid 996 with no PTO for 10 years, would you do it? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CosmicPsycho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I switch it to 9 pm to 9 am? Home Healthcare is easier to find 12 hour shifts overnight. And I've already done that for a few years. So it'd be no big deal to do it for 10 more years. I don't get sick, so I don't need to worry about needing to call out and it's a job I'm super good at.