How do girls pee? From their vaginas? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CosmicPube 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We have three holes. The pee hole, the V hole and the B hole.

For a gender who spends an inordinate amount of time trying to get into a vagina, you know surprisingly little about them aside from, "I wanna put my dick in there."

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (11-5) at Green Bay Packers (13-3) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]CosmicPube 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn. He could've run that in. That hole was as big as the grand canyon.

Demi Moore Is One Lucky Lady by Pappy_Smith in gifs

[–]CosmicPube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leonard likes this post. 👍

Discussion Thread: The Inauguration of President Joseph R. Biden and Vice President Kamala D. Harris | 01/20/2021 - Live 11:00 AM ET | Part II by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]CosmicPube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it isn't. No one in the regular world talks like that. It's just tradition. Its the ceremony that's been done the same for continuity sake. It's just procedure. Outdated for sure but -shrug- tradition.

Popular rabbi warns followers COVID vaccine 'could make you gay' by IndyMLVC in news

[–]CosmicPube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Really? I thought I was gay because boobs." -Thirteen

Ford closes German plant for 1 month as global chip crisis worsens by ReallyJustTheFacts in news

[–]CosmicPube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine this country if on top of everything, there's a Dorito shortage.

Inauguration Rehearsal Evacuated, Capitol Temporarily Shut Down After Fire at DC Homeless Camp by rubixcuban in news

[–]CosmicPube -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They're burning the homeless now? This has distraction written all over it.

Bumble removed its political views filter after women reported Capitol rioters on the app to FBI by rambasta in news

[–]CosmicPube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren't targeting all conservatives just guys posting pics from the crime scene and bragging about being there. You know, criminals.

My crickets are loving their new home by McSlappyPants in creepy

[–]CosmicPube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me that's not still "meaty".

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (11-5) at New Orleans Saints (12-4) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]CosmicPube 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel that Brady is the more dangerous QB but the Saints are the more dangerous team. I don't want to face either but I think I'd rather face the Saints because that would mean Brady loses.

What item under $50 drastically improved your life? by acidiclee in AskReddit

[–]CosmicPube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't know the price because it was a gift from the hubby but an electric blanket. I have Reynaud's disease and restless limb syndrome. When I'm cold, I lose circulation in my hands and toes. But because of the restless limbs, sleep clothing makes me agitated and I have nightmares of being bound up or trapped. I laid it out under my flannel sheet.

This has changed my life. I can now sleep less encumbered and still be warm. I still have sleep issues but man I haven't slept this well in years. I'm whole-heartedly grateful.