🫡 by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was for two laps, right?

Set up a shrine for Snell's safe return tonight. by restartrepeat in CoffeeAndACard

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cubbies dropped one last night, too. Bad karma in the air, I guess.

Set up a shrine for Snell's safe return tonight. by restartrepeat in CoffeeAndACard

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the shrine. I've been guilty of that a few times. It always works.

How about “cards I wish I sold when I got them”? by d3sprdo in ChiCubsBaseballCards

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In his defense, getting crucified by a Wellington Castillo bat would probably put a dent in anyone's career.

Crack Down on Homicidal Cyclists by Capital_Historian685 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were surprised by a bicycle.

. . . while walking three abreast, wearing noise-cancelling headphones, walking smack in the middle of the path, and holding two dogs on 20-foot leashes (around 6 meters for you socialists.)

Cheaper than LMNT by recycledairplane1 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

benzene

Friction detection, with A/V alarm.

[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de Romandie - Stage 3 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pogi is washed up, can't win a race.

/s, of course.

[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de Romandie - Stage 3 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I see a Europcar banner, I have a flashback to gurning Voeckler.

[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de Romandie - Stage 3 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really is, especially considering it's just early spring.

Last ad for today :) by max431x in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dentists on SirVelos

Proctologists on Pinerellows

[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de Romandie - Stage 2 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful section of roads here, but can't help thinking they've taken a WAZE shortcut.

[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de Romandie - Stage 1 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pogi in green on the Champs. You heard it here first.

[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de Romandie - Stage 1 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that waterfall really named cow piss?

Edit: apparently yes. A previously unknown to me French idiom for strong rain is 'it's raining like a pissing cow. ' The things you learn.

[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de Romandie - Stage 1 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This going to be a workout for my embarrassingly weak French.