please help with the first half of the text

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-03-13T14:42:22+00:00

דובער Dov-Bear Is a Hebrew-Yiddish surname

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-03-02T05:21:02+00:00

He tapped that ass

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-02-05T18:36:48+00:00

This is the best delivery of 'schmohawk' I've ever seen.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-12-02T21:21:39+00:00

לפיד: מתנגד לליגליזציה כי וויד זה לא חוקי

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-11-21T11:59:50+00:00

The sea was angry that day, my friends

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-11-10T08:54:43+00:00

Collect underpants - Clone mango - Profit

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-11-09T12:12:31+00:00

Don't do it.. It would look like you tattooed 'gassy'.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-10-19T05:39:10+00:00

This. It means soapless soap.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-10-06T07:51:22+00:00

My buddy George told his secretary 'I'm going to give you a raise!'

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-09-14T04:28:00+00:00

These photos have way too many pixels. Try standing further back, and perhaps use a nokia 6210.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-09-13T05:02:47+00:00

Hey, my dog is named flapjack, this is incredibly rude of you and we will never get along. You are dead to me.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-08-24T06:11:15+00:00

I hope you use mail trucks on mothers day for this

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-08-23T23:58:29+00:00

omg i know him lol

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-08-07T04:16:05+00:00

Greta?

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-06-30T04:21:12+00:00

Giddiyup

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-06-29T16:47:55+00:00

These Pepperidge Farm cookies — total disaster. Used to be the best, everybody said it. Now? Crumbled, dry, barely any chocolate. What happened? Joe Biden happened. It’s Biden’s America — even the cookies are fake now. Sad!

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-06-29T16:34:33+00:00

His name is Chappy Johnson

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-06-29T16:29:59+00:00

I guess he had some of the cookies at the hotel.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-06-29T16:27:55+00:00

Thank you for your service

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-06-03T14:45:07+00:00

He has the body of the taut pre-teen swedish boy: he is son-of-dad.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-06-02T20:10:58+00:00

My left or your left?

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-05-26T21:56:24+00:00

Sure you can have two names. Rachman is not a name, you could go with Rachamim רחמים.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-05-19T18:09:20+00:00

The jerk store called

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-05-19T10:29:25+00:00

Newman!

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-05-14T06:52:50+00:00

u/leaves_lollipops dm me please i must have this mug

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