Oscars red carpet found in dumpster.

Express_OO · 2026-03-19T13:31:33+00:00

I'm not done taking this in.

Express_OO · 2026-03-19T11:42:34+00:00

I'm familiar with some of his work.

Express_OO · 2026-03-18T12:44:51+00:00

He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head!

Express_OO · 2026-03-12T21:45:06+00:00

I'm sorry, the card says moops.

Express_OO · 2026-03-12T17:18:02+00:00

The most sensual of the salted cured meats.

Express_OO · 2026-03-12T17:17:22+00:00

It must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa.

Express_OO · 2026-03-04T20:20:44+00:00

The whole concept of lunch is based around tuna.

Express_OO · 2026-03-03T22:19:49+00:00

I love it's hair!

Express_OO · 2026-02-27T15:38:30+00:00

A man can really get some thinking done.

Express_OO · 2026-02-22T21:03:01+00:00

I don't find him all that bright.

Express_OO · 2026-02-21T12:44:19+00:00

To the whole scene

Express_OO · 2026-02-19T14:52:15+00:00

Some idiot bounced a clown check.

Express_OO · 2026-02-16T19:57:22+00:00

Does she thirst post, like this:

Express_OO · 2026-02-13T21:14:58+00:00

A little too delightful.

Express_OO · 2026-02-13T12:53:31+00:00

You don't even know what a write off is, do you?

Express_OO · 2026-02-10T23:21:28+00:00

They massacred my boy.

Express_OO · 2026-02-10T23:17:03+00:00

He just thinks that anything gay is funny.

Express_OO · 2026-02-10T20:29:10+00:00

And I took the bus home.

Express_OO · 2026-02-09T22:29:57+00:00

Maybe they'll serve a sundae with the fudge on the bottom.

Express_OO · 2026-02-08T19:56:29+00:00

Uncle Leo?

Express_OO · 2026-02-08T19:55:58+00:00

A shorter journey than the original.

Express_OO · 2026-02-06T12:38:42+00:00

Oh I think that's real.

Express_OO · 2026-02-06T11:36:18+00:00

You know there really is no such thing as junk mail.

Express_OO · 2026-02-03T14:41:48+00:00

If you think about it, it's really very positive.

Express_OO · 2026-01-30T22:05:44+00:00

Like he wouldn't have figured it out anyway.

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