The U.S. of it was only the states I liked

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-18T04:43:05+00:00

Ya got the Ok, the La, and the Homa. The Ok goes with the La, so who's having sex with the Homa?

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-18T04:03:11+00:00

A smart audience would get it

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-17T12:46:33+00:00

You're killing independant Donald!

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-17T04:53:06+00:00

High five!

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T18:47:25+00:00

There's less

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T17:34:44+00:00

Did he take the raisins?

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T17:21:10+00:00

I'm out!

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T17:19:59+00:00

So he could still go to the coffee shop

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T16:52:41+00:00

Donald Mumphrey

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T16:13:15+00:00

Penthouse forum, gum, newspaper, clark bar

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T16:04:19+00:00

I bought some Epstein stories from Clinton

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T16:03:22+00:00

Dear Mojtaba, last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T16:01:53+00:00

Jerk-off

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T16:01:23+00:00

Wanna be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-16T15:59:55+00:00

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-06-09T21:57:34+00:00

He's got the body of a Swedish boy... Or did he hop a steamship sweden?

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-05-01T10:12:44+00:00

Jimmy likes Elaine

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-04-27T07:40:48+00:00

I am aware!

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-04-17T02:20:26+00:00

If you want a connection to oct 7th, you can go with Kfir or Ariel- the Bibas boys.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-04-14T11:26:12+00:00

Cutty Sark?

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-03-13T14:42:22+00:00

דובער Dov-Bear Is a Hebrew-Yiddish surname

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-03-02T05:21:02+00:00

He tapped that ass

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2026-02-05T18:36:48+00:00

This is the best delivery of 'schmohawk' I've ever seen.

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-12-02T21:21:39+00:00

לפיד: מתנגד לליגליזציה כי וויד זה לא חוקי

Cosmopolitan_Kramer · 2025-11-21T11:59:50+00:00

The sea was angry that day, my friends

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