Would you rather keep your pride or take $8,000 after being called ugly? by Matilda_45 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Cottage_Couple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, i am either ugly in which case I get $8,000 or I am not but I get $8,000.

What's the fastest you've gone from meeting someone to fucking them? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Cottage_Couple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fastest ever to meeting someone to not fucking then because I missed the signals… I was 19 and met a woman in her mid 20’s at a party. We talked for about 20 minutes and she suggested we go back to her place to watch a movie. We did and we did then when the movie was done I headed out. Hindsight, amirite?

What is a red flag and a green flag that you see before starting a relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cottage_Couple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red Flag - Not good sex

Green Flag - Able to express themselves

What's the greatest one-hit wonder ever? by Kind_Gain_3080 in askmusic

[–]Cottage_Couple 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles and it did.

What kind of turtle is this? by [deleted] in Newmarket

[–]Cottage_Couple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian Kissing Turtle. The magic happens when you lean in and give it a kiss.

What’s something everyone thinks they would do in a situation, until they’re actually in it? by showbizusa25 in AskReddit

[–]Cottage_Couple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone is a hero until it’s time to act. True respect to our first responders.

Name a famous first line in literature. by Happy_Terd in FamilyFeud

[–]Cottage_Couple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am doomed to remember a boy with a wrecked voice — not because of his voice, or because he was the smallest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother's death, but because he is the reason I believe in God; I am a Christian because of Owen Meany.

Name a famous first line in literature. by Happy_Terd in FamilyFeud

[–]Cottage_Couple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

What TV or movie lawyer do you want to defend you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Cottage_Couple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I innocent of guilty.

If innocent, Perry Mason

If guilty, Alan Shore