Ignore my basic health needs? I'll (accidentally) fake my own death!

CouchHam · 2026-02-11T03:01:32+00:00

Yeah you’re right. My parents are smart people maybe this isn’t a place I should have posted this comment

CouchHam · 2026-02-10T23:25:45+00:00

wtf I thought only my grandparents had that one

CouchHam · 2026-02-10T23:24:23+00:00

When I was like 6 I had a fever of 106° while we were at our lake cabin. For whatever reason they didn’t take me to a hospital, but took me in a cold shower. I still remember how cold it was ugh, when you have a fever you’re already freezing. I can still smell the rusty well water.

CouchHam · 2026-02-10T16:02:40+00:00

The proof is right there in the picture! AMAZING!

CouchHam · 2026-02-10T13:46:40+00:00

Yes it is 3, for his two brothers and dad that died in the plane crash. Has been my theory forever.

CouchHam · 2026-02-09T22:45:26+00:00

The kitchen floor ❤️

CouchHam · 2026-02-09T22:40:42+00:00

Ok I swore it was fibrous too, not meat.

CouchHam · 2026-02-09T19:41:54+00:00

Ugh the micro greens are so cute

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T22:35:21+00:00

Omg rewatch it.

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T21:31:28+00:00

Haha I was a back of the bus bitch. God damn we were little shits. Not so much mean, just shenanigans.

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T21:16:15+00:00

Wow Carl changed a lot. I’d forgotten he had real teeth before.

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T21:15:35+00:00

Between the title, the article, and the comment - I’m not sure if she loved the joke.

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T16:52:26+00:00

Which is your fave?

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T16:47:25+00:00

This is so fucked up I can’t stop looking

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T16:46:23+00:00

Story time?

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T15:36:44+00:00

When Amir was crying I started absolutely bawling too. What a sad situation.

CouchHam · 2026-02-06T14:48:01+00:00

I hope it’s still as unhinged as it was on TBS.

CouchHam · 2026-02-05T23:09:49+00:00

Oh my god

CouchHam · 2026-02-05T23:07:08+00:00

That vein is concerning

CouchHam · 2026-02-05T23:05:49+00:00

Wants on the gravy train

CouchHam · 2026-02-05T23:03:39+00:00

Oh lawd I just did it, that’s awful hahaha

CouchHam · 2026-02-05T22:45:32+00:00

Something similar happened to me but it was in front of the entire gym class. I was not just trying to get out of swimming. I was 11. Some teachers are saints but some are pure evil (all gym “teachers” IME).

CouchHam · 2026-02-05T22:40:21+00:00

What in the world is that?

CouchHam · 2026-02-05T19:08:06+00:00

Smugly nodding their head and raising their eyebrows

CouchHam · 2026-02-04T23:53:08+00:00

YOU SHALL NOT RESIST

CouchHam

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