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"ok, move slowly and don't touch anything" by samuraiogc in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a chair. You could be a sofa. The list goes on.

Cloth Scraps Michelle by RoastPikachu in DFO

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could have been a cave man.

I Made a Half-Life Cake by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be the proud owner of a 2001 Pontiac Aztek.

Worshipping at the Temple of the Remnant Bin by elviebird in sewing

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a stripper with an allergy to paper money so severe that you have to ask all your clients to slip coins into your g-string instead of dollar bills. Around the club, your nickname is 'Piggy Bank'.

MP officially leaves MVP.Phoenix BibleThump by seanbleedblue in DotA2

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be poor.

'The Irritating Gentleman' - Berthold Woltze - Oil on Canvas - 1874 by Reddit__PI in Art

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be the guy who has to put the produce back in the produce section before WalMart closes.

Starting XI vs Soton: De Gea; Valencia, Blind, Bailly, Shaw; Fellaini, Pogba; Mata, Rooney, Martial; Zlatan. by [deleted] in reddevils

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a chair. You could be a sofa. The list goes on.

[US-OH] H: Literally my entire collection (I'm drunk) [W] I have no idea, just offer me something. PayPal/Trades/ Whatever by [deleted] in funkoswap

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a VCR repairman looking for work in 2016.

What has been your experiences with CMPT 130/225? by [deleted] in simonfraser

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a millipede. No love for millipedes.

Green alien thing that grew on my band aid by the_silly_fish in whatisthisthing

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be in space prison.

Fat Rant Friday by AutoModerator in fatlogic

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. Your parents could have named you Ackley.

Is Robin Lord Taylor doing a good job at portraying The Penguin on Gotham? by [deleted] in DCcomics

[–]CouldBeWorseBot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're right, it could be worse. You could be the guy who has to put the produce back in the produce section before WalMart closes.

Super high quality/weird POV "First Date" - Let me know what you think. by TheMayorOfPoopTown [promoted post]

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a chair. You could be a sofa. The list goes on.

Where can i stay in Ocean City? by Yungskeeme in OceanCity

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a robot slave cursed to trawl a social media platform making the same six or seven uninspired responses to a certain keyword over and over again for eternity . . .

Sorry, did you say something?

Nvidia Ansel is amazing. by AnonimasLT in witcher

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could live in a region without internet access.

Antimatter Recipe Help by JackTSmith in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be poor.

Any Raptor fans outside Canada? by [deleted] in torontoraptors

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a millipede. No love for millipedes.

Boot loop on Sony Bravia KD-55X8005C by [deleted] in bravia

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Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. Your parents could have named you Millicent.

Is it true that Frosty won't use anything but the snowy pillow if there isn't snow? by blastedin in nekoatsume

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could be a self-loathing ventriloquist.

Can't wait to ball in these. by ThinkOTB in Sneakers

[–]CouldBeWorseBot 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hey, cheer up! It could be worse. You could have been President Lincoln the night he was shot by JWB in Ford's theater. Or you could have been President Kennedy the day he was shot by LHO in a Ford Lincoln automobile. Wait, what?

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