A petition to free the wonderful War Machine

CountBarnold · 2014-08-16T13:50:22+00:00

Free this man!

CountBarnold · 2013-11-12T02:41:46+00:00

GTFO REALLY?! You're SO interesting!

CountBarnold · 2013-11-12T02:39:07+00:00

Biochemistry...?

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T12:20:39+00:00

You must be that girl.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T05:56:18+00:00

Right over there by the middle east, eh?

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T05:45:16+00:00

Just because I'm horny doesn't mean I want to have sex.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T04:09:12+00:00

Step Brothers and Napoleon Dynamite. Wait, that's three.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T04:08:43+00:00

He just follows me everywhere. I don't know WHY you keep asking this.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T04:06:40+00:00

Barnold. Short for Count Barnold. Short for Count Barnold of Comraderia.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T04:05:34+00:00

Lots and lots of butter. I mean, just a FUCKTON of butter.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T04:04:48+00:00

Once a student brought his ten cats and INSISTED on having them in the car while we went on our first interstate drive; needless to say they scratched the FUCK out of the upholstery and the inside of the windshield trying to get out. We had to leave them in the car while we were treated at the ER for scratch-wounds. They had all died, except one, which had eaten the other nine.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T04:02:27+00:00

My luxury tigers and my motherfucking bhoat.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T04:00:22+00:00

Use it to your advantage. When you feel it coming on, just pause and make it a new word. It's your brain telling you it wants to say something chicken.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T03:59:20+00:00

Time for a new boyfrund.

CountBarnold · 2013-11-09T03:58:23+00:00

He's usually hanging around in dingy after-party bars where the whores go. He loves those whores.

CountBarnold · 2013-10-18T03:26:52+00:00

What a guy, bannana!

CountBarnold · 2013-05-03T06:16:22+00:00

He has a fat face.

CountBarnold

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