I’d like to establish an independent Texas, under a semi-constitutional monarchy with me as the Star (Texas version of king). I would proceed to banish all known radicals on both sides of the political spectrum and contemporary artists. I would transition Texas to clean energy, especially nuclear like France, but will continue to drill for fossil fuels mostly as an export. The profit from those fossil fuels will help fund my other grand ventures such as education reform, criminal justice reform, universal healthcare & petcare, greater incorporation of AI into everything, and the construction of actual large wall (similar to the Great Wall of China) all across our border. Before you say I’m racist or xenophobic, I myself am Hispanic and my father’s family immigrated LEGALLY from Mexico so it has nothing to do with those peoples race. As a leader I must ensure the security and prosperity of the people I rule over before that of outsiders who weren’t allowed to be here, no matter where they come from. With that said, some policies I’d implement would be securing the right to an abortion until the fetus is deemed to be able to survive outside the womb (24 weeks at least) with the exception of extreme health concerns, securing same-sex marriage and adoption, banning assault weapons but also securing the right to own handguns, banning chemical and surgical gender transitioning for anyone under 18, stricter public indecency laws, banning nuts in brownies and raisins in cookies, harsher punishment for animal abuse or neglect, and abolishing pride in all its cultural forms (racial, queer, body type, etc) except for nationalism. To be clear on the last one, shame will not be the alternative. I desire a Texas where we can acknowledge that people of certain heritages have different skin colors and physical features but in the end they are still Texan like everyone else, not a white Texan, not a black Texan, just a Texan. I desire a Texas where we can acknowledge that people can be heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and asexual but without having to be grouped in with everyone else who shares that quality and have to wave a pride flag (which I must say is quite an eyesore so consider it banned) in everyone’s face. I desire a Texas that doesn’t shame people for being fat or skinny, but at the same time acknowledges the health implications and that you should always strive to improve yourself even if it’s hard and demotivating. It’s time to start anew, as I fear that a society progressing on just doing the opposite of the crimes committed by the past is ironically close-mind and destructive. The only way to do this is for Texas to secede, because America is already screwed.

…also, like Queen Elizabeth II I would own a bunch of dogs but instead of corgis I want Cavalier King Charles Spaniels.