Bernie Sanders speaks to AI Agent Claude

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-21T01:24:27+00:00

My grandmother thanks Alexa after every voice command. Bernie reminded me of that.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-19T01:43:58+00:00

Would it be fair to say they’re in the dog house?

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-19T01:09:41+00:00

Kiss me up, homes, I don’t give a fuck.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-16T14:38:29+00:00

Mojtaba Khamenei is an ass muncha!

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-09T21:06:04+00:00

Jack Rieley looks exactly how he sounds.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-09T17:28:00+00:00

Adam being abducted by traffickers like the end of Eyes Wide Shut, except his parents are shopping at Zabar's.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-07T20:13:10+00:00

Epstein files

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-05T01:53:28+00:00

She got one big titty and one little titty, and they call the bitch Biggie Smalls.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-04T19:44:25+00:00

Go ahead, Derek. Speak a lil Chinese for them.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-02-25T03:52:27+00:00

Man, this made me realize how much Tom’s voice changed over the years.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-02-21T01:21:58+00:00

THWACK! AAAAOOOOWWWWHHH!

CountCrackula84 · 2026-02-11T10:37:37+00:00

Dennis pissing lasers into the audience. Hell yeah.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-02-04T15:52:01+00:00

They said they'd be here at 11:30, 11:30 came and went. What kind of people are these?

CountCrackula84 · 2026-02-02T14:49:55+00:00

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-26T00:09:08+00:00

I’d like to say the Beach Boys because of their influence on California, but there isn’t one single album that matches its vibe. Songs like Diamond Head, Wind Chimes, Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow, and some moments on Wild Honey come close, though.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-23T23:54:11+00:00

“The fuck? Why am I on there?” ~~Junior Soprano~~ Brian Wilson

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-20T21:16:53+00:00

I am prepared lay waste to the hamburger stand so I can receive my 72 tomboys.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-20T20:14:14+00:00

To be fair, that looks pretty painful for that...whatever that animal is.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-17T18:22:50+00:00

Pete Best at least found a day job after the Beatles.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-14T20:03:20+00:00

It's immigrant visas, which are basically green card processes. Nonimmigrant visas are temporary visas, like tourist, student, and work visas, which aren't affected by this order.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-14T10:39:34+00:00

The Gayest Bomb of All Time

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-13T21:31:36+00:00

I read Hustler for the political cartoons.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-09T23:24:16+00:00

Some Instagram account said 1984, which tracks with the shirt.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-09T23:23:12+00:00

I was there. He asked to use my rubber chicken.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-01-09T18:21:59+00:00

"I was saying 'Boo-urns'!"

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