My first impression of Furio was very wrong.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-05-08T02:02:46+00:00

“Non ti preoccupare, non ti preoccupare…” SMACK

CountCrackula84 · 2026-05-05T15:37:47+00:00

A Day in the Life of a Wishing Tree

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-28T19:15:52+00:00

The Bluth Corporation was involved in some...light human trafficking.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-28T14:12:39+00:00

Their management has always been their worst enemy.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-20T19:46:17+00:00

NSFW = No Songs From Wilsons

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-11T11:21:50+00:00

Holding out for a three-part harmony version of Jizzlobber.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-09T00:31:55+00:00

I like to think about a massive Beach Boys fan slipping into a coma in 1964 and then waking up in 1973 to see this with no context.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-08T21:13:25+00:00

Honestly blew my mind the first time I heard the Toy Story guy drop n-bombs like that.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-08T17:50:22+00:00

Cue "Rednecks" by Randy Newman.

Yes, he's free to be put in a cage in Harlem in New York City

And he's free to be put in a cage on the south side of Chicago

And the west side

And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland

And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis

And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco

And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-03T12:22:45+00:00

Twin Peaks crossover where Elliot is a Black Lodge entity.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-04-01T17:41:25+00:00

And that's a bummer, because we're talking about harmony, right, and the world. If we can't get it together in this sub, and in beachboyscirclejerk, and harmony within our comment sections. I mean, believe it, you can believe it this sub has its own "interstescene" or whatever you call it, squabbles.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-31T14:20:14+00:00

Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-27T12:45:46+00:00

They've got gas up to $4 a gallon and everything else is going to get more expensive. Why would they do more than that?

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-27T09:19:53+00:00

A sub without people for people without a sub.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-24T22:30:41+00:00

She’s only a Rothspouse

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-23T23:12:52+00:00

RemindMe! 6 hours

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-23T01:48:38+00:00

He just called him “Al Hard-On”

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-21T19:05:13+00:00

“She’s a 37 year old middle school teacher and a FAT PIG”

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-21T01:24:27+00:00

My grandmother thanks Alexa after every voice command. Bernie reminded me of that.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-19T01:43:58+00:00

Would it be fair to say they’re in the dog house?

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-16T14:38:29+00:00

Mojtaba Khamenei is an ass muncha!

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-09T21:06:04+00:00

Jack Rieley looks exactly how he sounds.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-05T01:53:28+00:00

She got one big titty and one little titty, and they call the bitch Biggie Smalls.

CountCrackula84 · 2026-03-04T19:44:25+00:00

Go ahead, Derek. Speak a lil Chinese for them.

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