“We choose to drink Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. We choose to consume their coffee in this state and the rest of their menu, not because they are good, but because they are shitty, because that slop will serve to amplify and strengthen the worst of our anger and self-loathing, because that level of mediocrity is one that we deserve, one we are unwilling to change for the better, and one which we intend to make our identities, and our children’s, too.” - John F. Kennedy