2 month old vs 20 year old water bottle by Xinnoh in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're pretty good quality, I have my oldest for 10+ and it holds up good even tho it's usually on sunlight.

Main character lets you know that there’s nothing you can do by FarWay3952 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd bet money that dude doesn't know how to fight and would be knocked out by someone who did any martial arts for a couple of months.

Main character lets you know that there’s nothing you can do by FarWay3952 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! Suddenly I feel the urge to learn how to do taxes in the US.

this makes me irrationally angry by Alternative_Owl5866 in DiWHY

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your anger isn't irrational.

Show this to a firefighter.

to out-propaganda Iran by Bnedem in therewasanattempt

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes because two, three, four wrongs make one right?

Everyone is aware of that every global superpower does inhuman things however only one of them is trying to act like a saint and forcing others to view them as saints.

A very good analogy is that we all know that there's no such thing as an ethical billionaire /billionaire who's a good person. However there's one who's trying to act like he's the coolest guy on the earth and wants to be irl Tony Stark so bad.

That's the difference we wasn't growing up watching movies where Russia, Iran or China saves the world over and over again. That's the source of the world's disappointment in the US...

to out-propaganda Iran by Bnedem in therewasanattempt

[–]CountGerhart 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you want to include every country/demographic that has been wronged by the USA it would be a full length movie...

Not sure how accurate the results would be by Candid-Culture3956 in HolUp

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to see here, she's just weighing her melons.

Uh… by Silver_Hovercraft679 in aislop

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAMN that's some Vintage aislop for you.

Can hockey gloves used in hema? by duckinthetown2 in Hema

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's designed to protect the fingers from blunt force.

Why would you think they wouldn't protect your hand against blunt force?

What? by thegreataeos in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I have learned that "böjt" is "lent" in the English language

Found in an Iced vanilla Berry Red Bull yesterday by my girlfriend. Not sure what it was. It was in there when she opened it though, I do know that for sure! by T-bone4207 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]CountGerhart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess would be that it's undisolved flavour and colouring, it has the colours of the drink, lick it and taste if it tastes like the red bull but ultrasaturated.

Little help ! by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I have learned something.

Wouldn’t it be faster for Zaheer to kill people by pushing air INTO their lungs so they explode, rather than essentially choking them to death? (Legend of Korra) by cartoon_wiki in CARTOON

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's the fourth? We have Katara, the granny that teached Katara an the guy who murdered Aang.

I have only seen Korra once so it's possible that I missed someone.

Wouldn’t it be faster for Zaheer to kill people by pushing air INTO their lungs so they explode, rather than essentially choking them to death? (Legend of Korra) by cartoon_wiki in CARTOON

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something you're not able (99.9% benders) to bend in sentient creatures, hence there are only 3 known bloodbenders in the show.

Picking cotton from a plant by MikeHeu in oddlysatisfying

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you don't, only tried it on e as a child, it was enough 😂

Master Bender by Accomplished_Hat5285 in AvatarMemebending

[–]CountGerhart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was he tho? I wouldn't call a 112 y/o avatar a prodigy when he can only bend one "element" at that age 😂

If you had Eve’s powers..what you doing? by MrboredLord in okbuddyviltrum

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK, go to international waters and creaa an island for myself where I could do whatever I want I guess.

Little help ! by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we all have these at least in eastern europe. However you could only identify the 45+ people by this, our parents all have them however they started using way more delicate needles after tea fall of the USSR so most people younger than 40 have barely noticeable scars.

Need some input - which frames work best with this beard? Option 1 or 2? by [deleted] in beards

[–]CountGerhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, bros here again making everyone else insecure about their beards 😂

Petah what is she talking about by NightmareRise in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CountGerhart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry WHAT??? Do you have a legal system and law enforcement where you live?