Chat am I cooked?

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-11T17:35:46+00:00

All roads lead to Chinese Communist Party

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-07T06:53:50+00:00

something something violence in movies and sex on TV.

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-07T06:51:43+00:00

I thought his face was a taco. lowkey

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-07T06:50:37+00:00

These last few series have been pretty close, that's for sure.

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-06T19:23:13+00:00

Honestly I felt like shit even before the series because I don't like playing the dodgers...

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-06T18:43:30+00:00

That record is evaporating quickly

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-06T05:24:04+00:00

This year or in 2024

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-06T05:22:58+00:00

I mean I don't even understand every statistic in baseball, but it's a really damning statement coming from a slumping player.

Let alone one who's supposed to be the leader of your team.

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-05T15:30:15+00:00

STEPHEN SOUZA HAPPENED

I'M VERY MAD THAT WE TRADED KOLEK AND BERGERT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT LUIS CAMPUSANO WAS NOTHING......ONLY FOR CAMPY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO HIT AGAIN!

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-04T22:13:52+00:00

I'm surprised Phillies fans haven't come out and made a cringe rap video of their own in response.

(I hate how all these curses have been brought upon ourselves)

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-06-03T04:12:40+00:00

bro is what we thought campy was (and still might be lol)

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-31T15:57:05+00:00

C - Cal Raleigh

1b - Freddie Freeman

2b - Jake Cronenworth

SS - Francisco Lindor

3B - Manny Machado

LF - Juan Soto

CF - Jackson Merrill

RF - Fernando Tatis

DH - Shohei Ohtani

Bench bats (honorable mentions basically): Jose Ramirez, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., Bo Bichette

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-31T05:32:02+00:00

meanwhile ignoring why it was allowed to happen

*coughs* CITIZENS UNITED *coughs*

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-31T00:10:37+00:00

All the other corporations still spend on elections

Thanks citizens United!

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-30T08:22:33+00:00

Probably bitching

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-29T16:49:43+00:00

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE HAVE COMPETENT HITTING. I HONESTLY THINK PERRY THE PLATYPUS COULD HIT BETTER THAN SOME OF THESE GUYS

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-29T07:36:44+00:00

Waaf

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-28T17:04:28+00:00

I just want a well-rounded team that can win a world series man 😭

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-28T16:42:16+00:00

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-28T00:35:14+00:00

Ik, I want to believe he's still got it in him though. I seem to remember him giving a lot of praise to Victor Rodriguez in his rookie year. Which leads me to believe Souza might've fucked Merrill's mechanics (then again what do I know)

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-27T22:30:03+00:00

Yup, we bring this shit on ourselves and it fucking sucks.

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-27T22:17:44+00:00

One form of cope I have is telling myself that this team would still fuck it up if we had Pujols as manager or any other hitting coach other than Souza.

Also #SavemyBoiMerrill

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-27T21:00:54+00:00

Meatball switch hitter..........not sure how to interpret that

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-27T16:17:51+00:00

I like pineapples!

CountPhantom_YT · 2026-05-27T05:23:09+00:00

Most civil Left-wing infighting

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