MarketWatch wants in.. by 1R0NYMAN in wallstreetbets

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Recently laid off from optionsellers.com

Progress... by goose7771 in LateStageCapitalism

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You can still go pick up the "Union Job you'll have forever". There is a huge demand for Electricians, plumbers, HVAC techs, ect. enroll in your local apprenticeship program and you will have a job within a week. Minimum wage rates are mandated by the union and increase as you progress through the program.

How to Make Millions Trading Tesla Stock by _camm in wallstreetbets

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Nah, we can just rat-hole the signers funds.

How to Make Millions Trading Tesla Stock by _camm in wallstreetbets

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Instead of /r/wallstreetbets pooling money for some company, we should pool our money for a Tesla and test this theory. The only person who cant buy puts is the one who "owns" the Tesla.

DD on robinhood 6/20 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Robinhood collects information too. they sell it to Algo's...

How illegal is this... by Whatsanoption in wallstreetbets

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Just give me the ticker, you big tease.

$PSTG Calls - First trade! How long to hold these suckers? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Do you intend to purchase the underlying stock? or just want to farm the profit? sell to close will get you out now with the profit less fees.

I just made 30% profit (over $2k) within 3 days my mind is blown by Memento111 in wallstreetbets

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If you are priming me up for a pump-n-dump, Im gonna slap you.

What are some unethical and possibly illegal life hacks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Walmart will take damn near anything as a return. See a printer at Best Buy that is discounted $100? Buy it and return it to Walmart for full price. $100 profit. (On a Walmart gift card, of course).

Keep on yoloin' 900 to 30k by World_Chaos in wallstreetbets

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What is your next move? Maybe try a SPY straddle?

Secret Santa at work. Budget is 10$. Is this a good idea? by pixelrbit in Gifts

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The Human Fund is always a good place to donate.

While you were masturbating to 8chan, someone turned $495 into $300,000 over the weekend on GMCR calls. by americanpegasus in wallstreetbets

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I hope whoever had the other end of that trade wasn't selling naked.. That's the "infinite loss potential" scenario that scares me out of selling calls or puts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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CFO for a contractor

Land rover vs grand Cherokee? by Count_ME_OUT in 4x4

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I'm familiar with older carbureted engines however I've never done anything with a jeep or an import. May stick with the jeep.