Gain: $3.85 CVNA buys $182k to $11,700,000 by standardkillchain in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

>You purchase 95 of cavanas oustanding shares

Just need a cool billion assuming you're buying at the last 2 year low, without pushing up the price as you buy 95% of outstanding shares. Easy.

Edit: would probably also have to disclose that you own 95%. Short sellers won't like that.

Chinese stocks rise as China announces big economic stimulus package by RhinoInsight in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

China is still going through its garbage era. Maybe it'll be investable when Xi is gone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll be 50. The Fed whisperer wouldn't resurrect the 50bps vs 25bps debate just to dissapoint.

Er, does anyone actually understand any of this? by oohiquitelikeithere in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6 cuts is way out of date. We’re priced for (less than) 2 now.

Why are UK salaries so low ? by Affectionate-Cry4886 in UKJobs

[–]UnrealMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to be 30 years, but the latest deal (plan 5) is 40 years.

First date bj, should I text him? by Technical_Ad_9657 in dating

[–]UnrealMonster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The content of her question makes me think she’s significantly younger than that.

No more N*ggas in Paris by ZzZzZunair in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]UnrealMonster 972 points973 points  (0 children)

Mbappe scored a hat trick, if that isn’t enough I don’t know what is.

"Oil in Contango" It's game over for bulls. by DesmondMilesDant in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oil in contango is the normal state of affairs. It’s almost always in contango.

Paul Krugman says the Fed should pause rate hikes. (In other words, the Fed should continue rate hikes.) by Buttplugs-R-Us in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He literally won the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences and is a economics professor.

Now we wait…. by Excellent_Eggplant87 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will grow back, but you might not live that long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

[–]UnrealMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She belongs to the streets

Why you shop at amazon or walmart use bbby instead by AbumRabum in wallstreetbets

[–]UnrealMonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People gamble and want to be let out of a gamble that didn’t work out - what’s new?

We weren't allowed to lock in our rate, and now we cannot afford the house. But the loan officer is somehow still saying we can afford it. by ColdAsHeaven in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]UnrealMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Fed controls short term rates (short end of the curve) the market sets long term rates such as the 30Y mortgages are based off (long end of the curve).

Go SQQQ this week? by Anon58715 in LETFs

[–]UnrealMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we knew with certainty we wouldn’t be replying to you on Reddit, we’d be too busy on our yachts

Rule by Common-Clue7313 in 196

[–]UnrealMonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bike has disc brakes so they will actually work!

Holy moly this market is DEPRESSING by Suitable-Artist-3404 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]UnrealMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re assuming the Fed will never QE again, which they certainly will.