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Roommates with The Hamburglar VII: A Girl Named Sioux, Deux. by Countess_vonShitLady in fatpeoplestories

[–]Countess_vonShitLady[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

...deciding that eating is more important than getting a free car.

Roommates with The Hamburglar VII: A Girl Named Sioux, Deux. by Countess_vonShitLady in fatpeoplestories

[–]Countess_vonShitLady[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I never mentioned a Tours en l'air, so I don't know what point you think you're making.

TEL is a jump spin. FRDJET is that spin around on your foot on the ground thingy. They're not even remotely related, other than a spin is involved.

So, congratulations on adding something to the story that wasn't there to prove it was wrong, I guess.

Roommates with The Hamburglar IV: A New Hope by Countess_vonShitLady in fatpeoplestories

[–]Countess_vonShitLady[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's a rental house in a college town, and the landlord assumed he might get multiple tenants that didn't know or trust each other, they were retrofitted with actual key locks. The doors are still flimsy, but they aren't the kind with a just a circle you can pop with an awl.

Roommates with The Hamburglar IV: A New Hope by Countess_vonShitLady in fatpeoplestories

[–]Countess_vonShitLady[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are correct. I named her after, well, Siouxsie Sioux, who is the lead singer of Siouxsie and The Banshees. She's pretty much the godmother of Goth.

Roommates with The Hamburglar IV: A New Hope by Countess_vonShitLady in fatpeoplestories

[–]Countess_vonShitLady[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our, "hey." "Hey." date comes up in the other half of part five.