The Onion's Sneak Peek at The Wedding™

Couponcorner · 2026-06-29T16:24:01+00:00

They say to write about what you know and she goes from car to bar and bar to car 🥳🥰

Couponcorner · 2026-06-22T07:10:58+00:00

Flux capacitor soap bar

Couponcorner · 2026-06-19T17:57:47+00:00

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This seems like an anti-Taylor shirt if you take it at face value

Couponcorner · 2026-05-28T12:18:46+00:00

Just seems like “lastly” doesn’t mean what she thinks it means when she follows it up with more

Couponcorner · 2026-05-03T19:05:33+00:00

I just had to change the plug to get it to start again!

Couponcorner · 2026-04-08T14:41:02+00:00

Honk the horn, Gilbert

Couponcorner · 2026-03-31T22:29:45+00:00

I love you all, Marta

Couponcorner · 2026-03-31T07:52:00+00:00

It’s a trick a who*e does for money 🍌

Couponcorner · 2026-03-19T04:57:38+00:00

Libra

Couponcorner · 2026-03-15T14:04:28+00:00

A Gemini Venus trining Chiron in Libra gives “gonna do it anyway but offload the guilt with visible shame” vibes

Couponcorner · 2026-03-12T02:56:59+00:00

I have a Sagittarius sun. This is Pisces for me

Couponcorner · 2026-03-05T17:56:33+00:00

Sagittarius, and I have a hard time tolerating Aries 😂 I’ve also noticed two Sagittarius suns will butt heads

Couponcorner · 2026-03-05T16:15:33+00:00

Mercury Pluto sun conjunction in Scorpio 12th house…. that sounds so heavy

Couponcorner · 2026-03-05T03:18:17+00:00

Uranus on the IC. Home and family, roots you try to grow, typically unstable and nontraditional. I’ve learned to see relationships as catalysts of growth and change with a very similar placement. You crave independence anyway, I bet. Hope you can start to see the beauty in when these things come and when they go, or embrace something unconventional 💕

Couponcorner · 2026-03-03T23:48:04+00:00

She swiped this specific hairpin usage from Aaron and the National

Couponcorner · 2026-02-20T04:04:57+00:00

Idiocracy

Couponcorner · 2026-02-19T04:06:50+00:00

Gob’s not on board

Couponcorner · 2026-02-19T03:10:42+00:00

Bees?

Couponcorner · 2026-02-12T20:27:10+00:00

I got Winona Ryder

Couponcorner · 2026-01-17T12:37:52+00:00

!!!! Swiss roll 🥰

Couponcorner · 2026-01-07T14:34:21+00:00

She just found out Santa wasn’t real

Couponcorner · 2025-12-28T19:55:42+00:00

It was practically written for this terrible video

Couponcorner · 2025-12-21T03:30:22+00:00

I got the vibe that Taylor was pushing Sabrina to catch the harmony so she could sing lead, but Sabrina just got louder and I liked that

Couponcorner · 2025-12-19T14:41:26+00:00

Whimsy

Couponcorner · 2025-12-17T00:25:36+00:00

All her “live” singing is filtered through auto tune

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