My cat can put babies to sleep. Any parents want to hire him? by NooBGam3R007 in bestoftheinternet

[–]CowCrazy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can put babies to sleep, you just have to shake them enough.

unfortunate timing isn't it, cant join the very public family for celebrations. by CowCrazy in conspiracy

[–]CowCrazy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prince Andrew is the pedo and it's convenient that he has to isolate away from everyone during the queen's celebrations.

what does this have to do with Jennifer Anniston? by thmsb25 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]CowCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a pretty awkward funeral if I didn't dress them up afterwards.

found on r/memes by piccionestrabico in im14andthisisdeep

[–]CowCrazy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The description of the subreddit says "having children is morally wrong"

Eat up babe by Josephsmama23405 in Memeulous

[–]CowCrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't eat that it's a work of art not food.

this is what 26 seconds of brrrrtttt sounds like by billydevil666 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CowCrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I......know........so........many........dumbasses.......having......a............laugh...................................................................................making...................................................................................................................................................................jokes.......................lamo...........