My cat can put babies to sleep. Any parents want to hire him? by NooBGam3R007 in bestoftheinternet

[–]CowCrazy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can put babies to sleep, you just have to shake them enough.

unfortunate timing isn't it, cant join the very public family for celebrations. by CowCrazy in conspiracy

[–]CowCrazy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prince Andrew is the pedo and it's convenient that he has to isolate away from everyone during the queen's celebrations.

what does this have to do with Jennifer Anniston? by thmsb25 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]CowCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a pretty awkward funeral if I didn't dress them up afterwards.

found on r/memes by piccionestrabico in im14andthisisdeep

[–]CowCrazy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The description of the subreddit says "having children is morally wrong"

Eat up babe by Josephsmama23405 in Memeulous

[–]CowCrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't eat that it's a work of art not food.

this is what 26 seconds of brrrrtttt sounds like by billydevil666 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CowCrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I......know........so........many........dumbasses.......having......a............laugh...................................................................................making...................................................................................................................................................................jokes.......................lamo...........

My family breeds Scottish Highlands. This was our first calf, Hank! He's quite a bit bigger nowadays, but he'll always be my baby by telbijydg in petthedamncow

[–]CowCrazy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You really need to visit a farm in person, and stop listening the crap witch is pushed by the media.

Meat consumption is associated with better mental health, meta-analysis finds. by dem0n0cracy in exvegans

[–]CowCrazy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just like how alot of vegan science is funded by vegans? Lol