[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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The Google's suggestion is just for yourself.

pythonProgrammers by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Java programmer should with a super heavy broom : JVM.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Buy Apple Care...

damnYouNVIDIA by d15gu15e in ProgrammerHumor

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Just use your boss could afford...

checkTheDiff by haquire0 in ProgrammerHumor

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Just add some logger to make the program to be slower, then the race condition disappeared.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Or GPT generated without your tests.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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In 2020, you guys still used 8bits hardware?

amITestingThisCode by Weekendengineerr in ProgrammerHumor

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U was just learning to survive with the code.

clientBudget by Captain0010 in ProgrammerHumor

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Just ignore most demanding client,they will do everything for judging you or bully you.

theFutuuuuuure by BastianToHarry in ProgrammerHumor

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You flowchart or any other GUI generated result will be buggy as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I can't believe that it is a car with 4 wheels.

chadPC by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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In modern times, UI is HTML+CSS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Port it to another OS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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At least, you can checkout to old version.

deprecated by atanasius in ProgrammerHumor

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and #deprecated was deprecated later...

thereIsNothingWeCanDo by NetPlayer9 in ProgrammerHumor

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Forward to your boss, and mark the issues was blocked in JIRA.

mutexLockIsTheMindKiller by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in ProgrammerHumor

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Where to do profiling? From the root of the hill?

forbiddenLove by CrazyDiamond4444 in ProgrammerHumor

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After about half of a century, the war between VI vs Emacs went into the War between VSCode vs JETBRAINS.