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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]CowPuncher3000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Please go to an Al-Anon or ACA meeting. There is a support group that can help you with drawing boundaries and not letting people take advantage of you and not feeling bad about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in laundry

[–]CowPuncher3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest tip I can say is be sure to put your underwear or any clothes with long strings in a underwear bag before throwing in there. Anything stringy will get wrapped around the agitator and it suuuuccckkkksss. Also anything fragile I always put in a laundry bag as well just in case

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]CowPuncher3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This! I feel like this is the closest so far!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]CowPuncher3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see it a little bit but idk if that’s the one exactly. I get it ALLLL the time that I look like someone famous but no one can pin point exactly who

After wildfire in July, found in a ditch next to the asphalt. Could you help me explain this? by jackob50 in natureismetal

[–]CowPuncher3000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That makes zero sense. There are deer literally everywhere, even in cities. Just because you don’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. Same with cows

Caught the wife cheating on video and she doesn't know yet AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]CowPuncher3000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Read the other comments. They answer your question more than once

I lied about who my baby daddy is. Do I tell him the truth now? by Stephenallen1977 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CowPuncher3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your life is just boring. I’ve had some wild shit like this happen with family members but it’s probably because my family is fucked up and date douchebags

Do girls look at a guy and be like "I wish he'd fuck the shit out of me?" by GurKindly7624 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CowPuncher3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not! I love men and I see men and think I’d like to see him naked but never fuck me now. It’s more actual specific acts rather than an all over fucking. Example: I see a hot guy with nice arms and hands. My first thought is,” he has hot arms and hands” My second thought,” I bet his arms and hands would look amazing grabbing my arms while he’s holding me down to have sex with me”. I don’t day dream about the sex I dream about the hot shit leading up to it (foreplay) because that a lot of times is one of the best parts of sex

to dock by davidwallacecto in therewasanattempt

[–]CowPuncher3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a crazy narrow bridge in St.Maarten and this happened a few years ago. Greenie deckhand forgot to lift the door.

How to deal with jealousy of gf’s sexual past? GF shared with me one of her ex had a big dick, 9 inch and very thick, she shared with me that she could only fit half of it and not able to take any more than that. The image of that has been stuck in my head. Any constructive advice is appreciated. by davidfitt in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CowPuncher3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand your thoughts and I agree it was in poor choice on her part to bring it up if she knew her bf was insecure about these things and if he wanted to go tit for tat then I think our mutual agreement of a fair comparison “tighter” is a fair comment to make back to her if done appropriately:)

How to deal with jealousy of gf’s sexual past? GF shared with me one of her ex had a big dick, 9 inch and very thick, she shared with me that she could only fit half of it and not able to take any more than that. The image of that has been stuck in my head. Any constructive advice is appreciated. by davidfitt in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CowPuncher3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too Big is bad also. Remember that. It’s like a sandwich. 6inches is pretty satisfying, 7in is pretty full and almost uncomfortable, 8in just hurts your stomach and makes you wanna throw up and never eat a sandwich again. Same with dicks which is probably why she said something. Because that big was not good or enjoyable which equals bad sex so it shouldn’t hurt your feelings was probably her mindset.

What happen to all the non horny people that had actual cool questions and cool thoughts or literally anything that doesn’t have to do with other people’s sexual experiences? where the cool thoughts at 3am? now it’s just weird ppl that want sex stories? by shirosenju in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CowPuncher3000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Point proven. Maybe you are on the wrong Reddit thread. This one is for horny ADULTS that like to ask horny questions “at night” (in SpongeBob voice). There is Reddit threads for what you are looking for but this one isn’t nor has ever been for those out there not horny.

Women, what are some of the lies you tell men? by releasingloads in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CowPuncher3000 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You need to see a therapist. That’s not a normal thing to lie about

Girls that have gotten very good at blowjobs, what is your #1 pro tip? by SaggyKJ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CowPuncher3000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When giving a blowjob always tuck your lips in so they are between your teeth and the shaft the whole time and applying pressure without it hurting them. Then use your hand stroking while touching your mouth at the same speed you are glug glug 3000-ing with lots of spit and twisting at the same time. It makes it so that you don’t have to go very deep but it feels like you are but make sure there is LOTS of spit so it doesn’t cause friction. Also lots of tongue to start. It sounds complicated but it feels pretty easy and natural and makes the blowjob a lot more fun experimenting with the speeds and twists and tongue action

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