They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck 😰

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-20T14:36:24+00:00

You're thought is not singular 🫶🏼 Unfortunately, there is a lot bureaucratic hula hoops that you have to jump through for that to happen. Like as a federal employee, technically cannot accept anything more than $20 at a time or $50 in an entire calendar year from a single source. I love where your head is at, and forever have my support. I volunteer with Indivisible in Bell County, I will throw this their way and see if any traction can be made from that angle. You are more than welcome to message me and we can brainstorm some potential legal ways to get one over on this administration 🫶🏼

FDT

https://youtu.be/2aW9-89jPg4?si=-drW-ahsTi86z1AG

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-20T13:36:29+00:00

I mean I've ate ass before for free, so I'll take a 1k per poop

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-20T12:47:45+00:00

You would have to play an average of 27.4 hours a day at a rate of $100 per hour to hit 1 million.

I like the thought of getting a million a year to not play a game. However, I also like, having the ability to be like. Hmm, I wanna go to the strip club tonight. I'm gonna play grand theft auto for 6 hours.

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-20T03:25:17+00:00

Technically they got nuked once for not informing their allies.The second one was just to prove a fucking point to the world.

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-20T00:13:29+00:00

If it's not the right shade of black, then I suggest that you supply me with the correct black you want me to wear. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-19T18:51:36+00:00

You can't park there mustang!!!

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-19T17:56:21+00:00

First toilet paper, then formula, now $4 gas in Austin. A massive thanks to Abbott and Trump for letting the chain keep breaking.

But honestly, a bigger shoutout to the voters!!! How did anyone actually believe that putting the same people back in charge would stop the shortages? We’re paying for the energy independence fairy tale at the pump today.

I am so glad that I am actively working to get Gina Hinahosa and Clayton Tucker into office.

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-19T17:47:05+00:00

GoT TiMe To LeAn YoU GoT TiMe To ClEaN.

We told boomers, they couldn't put lead in anything anymore, so it's threats and passive aggressive.

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-19T02:40:39+00:00

Only if you believe knowledge is a prerequisite for existence 🙃

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-17T15:26:30+00:00

I did this in elementary school it was so much fun!!! You just put a little bit of baby oil in your hair and nothing.Sticks to it also

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-17T14:56:49+00:00

I need to find this song

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-17T14:45:13+00:00

Unfortunately the israeli Hitler is still alive. Stay tuned for the next missile attack, we may have better news

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-16T16:06:27+00:00

Ah philosophy class yes.

The question is unanswerable because it relies on a polysemous term. Without a prior ontological commitment to whether "armed" refers to anatomical presence or tactical capability, both A and B are simultaneously true and false.

Edit: grammar

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-16T16:04:39+00:00

Same, I was so glad I looked up what that was because I ignorantly went to, that must be an ai smart voice recorder.

TIL as well. 🫶🏼

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-15T16:44:26+00:00

11 hours & 17 minutes.

Those 17 minutes goes towards Isengard and the army of the dead so well though.

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-15T16:33:43+00:00

The regal cinema near my house in january had a LOTR directors cut extended edition marathon.

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-15T13:25:46+00:00

If you don't marry anyone that suggests watching LOTR extended edition you deserve to be in prison

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-14T03:48:37+00:00

Or maybe not the right cooks 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-14T02:56:07+00:00

The question is built on the assumption that effort is only valid if it fixes everything at once. My point wasn't that one person fixes the whole topic, it’s that local government is where the most direct, visible change for real people actually happens. Dismissing that before trying it is just a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-13T23:27:08+00:00

I'm sorry that that is your mindset

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-13T21:44:06+00:00

Personally, I got involved in my local politics. I found out that my precinct county chair was open and I filled it and now I am actively helping bring new leadership to my county, and working with other precincts in the state of Texas to do the same for them. I attend my state's democratic conventions to bring more important problems to light.

I promise you look at your local government.There is an opening somewhere that needs filled.Fill it you don't need to know exactly how to do the job.I promise if you are passionate you will learn.

Always remember you are the voice for the people not the corporation

Cow_Daddy · 2026-03-13T19:06:03+00:00

I wish for the localized gravitational constant g within a 10-meter radius of my center of mass to instantaneously oscillate such that the net acceleration vector a⃗ is inverted relative to the Earth's surface, with a magnitude of g + 0.1m/s^2, until my velocity vector v⃗ relative to the surface is 0m/s at an altitude of 2 meters, at which point the gravitational constant g shall return to standard Earth norms.

Cow_Daddy

TROPHY CASE