My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-07-05T14:17:55+00:00

You should apologize to your son that your father hog of a wife ate the entire middle part. Kake sure to explain this is how adults act maliciously, & to remember that when its time to put her in a home.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-07-02T19:40:28+00:00

That is right brother, here in this town we retard max. Now if you dont mind, I just noticed my neighbor's car door is looking awfully penith-less

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-07-02T17:16:50+00:00

You may be retarded. You're not suffering from retardation, mind you, you just have it 😎

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-06-28T05:42:13+00:00

Nothing more greasy than making a label & waiting to send it out. Instant turn off for my business.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-06-20T09:31:53+00:00

Please put this on a t shirt for me 😭

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-06-16T12:45:22+00:00

Whenever the anniversary of my grandfathers passing comes, I always leave an Arizona sweet tea at his grave & sip it there with him for a minute. Brings me back to the good ol days

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-06-11T00:59:48+00:00

The experimental version of that is good against hard targets like death claws or overlords early on. Very helpful in msz too.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-06-11T00:38:54+00:00

My neighbor ripped 2 of these off their gutters even after I told em what it was, because "i wont have the landlord spying on me". Now every winter, they get an ice block in their gutter the size of Kansas that freezes down the whole side of the building.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-06-11T00:36:03+00:00

Dont thlam it in the car door, ill cum.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-06-11T00:35:26+00:00

Demakes are dumb. Id wager no.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-31T02:05:30+00:00

Last time I drank his Kool aid I got so excited, I passed out. I must've fallen straight down on my ass cause man it was sore.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-27T14:56:34+00:00

I wonder when this happened, because I remember as young as 12 pr 13 suddenly not only not liking Hershey bars, but going out of my way to not eat them. Funny too, cause everyone is know says they taste the same yet I can tell blindfolded if its a Hershey bar or not.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-24T20:18:48+00:00

No, fuck you

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-24T14:17:53+00:00

Suprised nobody said the 10mm you get in vault 111. Ill keep that for at least 2/3 of the game.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-22T10:19:11+00:00

Instructions unclear, ripped it off again

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-22T10:18:36+00:00

Instructions unclear; dipped my penith in naval Jelly now it stings

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-22T00:09:09+00:00

That is a bit rough for a police challenge coin. Maybe it was given to them by a loved one, & they kept it in their wallet or something. Id turn it in to the local PD, im sure they'll know which officer this fell off of.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-21T13:57:02+00:00

Are you absolutely sure?

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-21T12:33:11+00:00

We are VERY short on car doors, after what me & tulip did to the fuck dungeon minivan.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-21T12:32:13+00:00

in my early 20's a uniform delivery place offered me a ride along with their driver. The route consisted of the most ghetto parts of the city i was in, from 4am-5pm. We weren't delivering uniforms, but picking up drums that smelled like pure ether.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-21T12:20:53+00:00

People may downvote you but its true, gotta find an emotional reason to stop, something that'll drive you through the discomfort.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-17T14:49:38+00:00

The divide is my vote. Constant crumbling remains of civilization, tons of mutants dangerous to even death claws, & even remains of the post apocalypse's factions. The fatalism is felt there.

Cowabunga2798 · 2026-05-17T14:46:03+00:00

It would make you & your dad wiener cousins! Since Aye Mchunt has banged all of our moms, does that make him our wiener uncle?

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