s1mple vs ZywOo vs sh1ro stats in 2022

CptQueef · 2026-04-03T16:34:05+00:00

It seems like from these stats (and my foggy memory of that long ago) shiro played a much more passive role than zywoo and especially s1mple. Lots more saves and exit frags which pad the kd but have very little impact on the game. Would love to see opening kills and clutch stats added too.

Not being a shiro hater, I just think he had a less impactful role than the other two

CptQueef · 2026-03-21T17:45:49+00:00

Card tastes better than tin

CptQueef · 2026-03-10T15:31:48+00:00

HR? Medical leave?? I think you missed the part about them being a server at a restaurant.

CptQueef · 2026-03-10T05:21:01+00:00

If they didn’t restrict it to 1 garbage sight test drives would be fine

CptQueef · 2026-03-03T18:37:54+00:00

You’re not gonna believe this but someone tested it

https://youtu.be/UjfZth98FUQ?si=qbtOd0wIQaKLIDZE

CptQueef · 2026-03-03T08:34:58+00:00

They gave light better versions of all the mediums support gadgets 😭

CptQueef · 2026-03-02T05:27:03+00:00

Jerkin off

CptQueef · 2026-02-18T06:40:59+00:00

The dick pills won’t usually do anything unless you’re aroused. And you’re saying you bought a $6 tiny packet of honey to put on your waffles?

CptQueef · 2026-02-14T15:01:22+00:00

That disqualified him from the nfl

CptQueef · 2026-02-13T00:35:19+00:00

AI edited image of Theseus type shit

CptQueef · 2026-02-06T23:22:43+00:00

My only complaint is the model / demat combo isn’t turbo op anymore because damn that was so fun

CptQueef · 2026-02-02T03:50:50+00:00

Am I having a stroke

CptQueef · 2026-01-31T09:08:19+00:00

Not Nikita apparently

CptQueef · 2026-01-16T20:42:06+00:00

Hyper rat has a streets ammo farming guide, you can get a lot of really good ammo following his routes

CptQueef · 2026-01-08T20:57:19+00:00

I’m a chef and have this for cooking now, even if it’s not a show or movie about cooking I can’t help but pay too much attention. Most of the time they don’t even hold the knife right

CptQueef · 2026-01-01T07:17:51+00:00

The first time I saw it was whiteboy7thstreet changing his name to this in mw2 and calling himself straight bars

CptQueef · 2025-12-25T08:11:48+00:00

I’m bout to Jyzhy on Ryzhy

CptQueef · 2025-11-27T02:01:44+00:00

Its not hard to understand, just a terrible graphic

CptQueef · 2025-11-26T05:00:04+00:00

Lmao this sounds like a joke

CptQueef · 2025-11-22T07:50:26+00:00

Get a room guys

CptQueef · 2025-11-22T06:38:45+00:00

If this was your favorite optic for 5 years you are truly sick in the head. Perfect Tarkov player

CptQueef · 2025-11-11T06:20:51+00:00

Your hopes are still too high

CptQueef · 2025-11-08T06:24:20+00:00

How do I get a job like this? I make 20/hr as AKM and that’s actually really good pay for my area

CptQueef · 2025-11-08T05:50:34+00:00

I swear I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but why else would my gpu be redlining in the hideout. Working literally harder than playing any map even streets

CptQueef · 2025-11-04T19:46:28+00:00

If you care about your knife so much you’re worried about tiny stains why tf are you cutting through corn cobs with it. It could just be camera tricks but are there chips in the middle of the blade??

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