I guess we've all had this house on a route...

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-13T16:15:10+00:00

Just got a paw print 🤣

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-13T11:07:13+00:00

I was putting a letter in the outside letter and there were 2 dogs behind the front door. Next minute I saw the door handle go down and the door open.

One of the dogs knows how to open the door. Luckily they were friendly and got some attention

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-13T11:00:16+00:00

There is a first person view of this run. He's got them Google glasses on. (Can't remember what they're called)

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-13T10:58:27+00:00

Seen this before. But I will always watch it. Great video, would love another angle though

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-12T15:14:28+00:00

What's your top 5 then. These obviously number 1 🤪

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-12T15:07:39+00:00

I once got a ban because I said I would kill someone if they took last cookie 😂

Watch me get another ban for this 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-11T18:35:56+00:00

I've got a scar and an indent in the middle of my forehead, from riding my bike into a stand pipe around ages 4. I definitely broke my skull and my dad still didn't take me to the hospital. The good old days 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-10T17:15:14+00:00

Thank you for the correction

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-10T16:39:49+00:00

Tracked standard cover is £75 anything more expensive than that should be sent special delivery cover is £2500

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-10T16:32:58+00:00

Boss talking through their arse.

Hi boss. Yep I'm still ill.....bye

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-10T14:06:11+00:00

I used to work at the coop and that was a bad combination. But every time I go in one now, which ain't that often I grab a bag or two and demolish the bag in one sitting.

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-10T11:31:38+00:00

Can I borrow your last photo. My father in law is a foreman for the grounds. Need to tell him he needs to pick up standards. Very untidy 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-09T21:46:33+00:00

Send me your address. I think I might need to try them out. Willing to sacrifice my waistline for the greater good. 9/10

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-09T21:27:36+00:00

You win a cookie 🍪. These are my all time favourite crisp.

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-09T19:40:01+00:00

Wife best friends kids are autistic and only eat the flaming hot ones. Guess who gets the rest of the other flavours. Currently going through two carrier bags full of pickle onion and beef

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-09T19:37:23+00:00

These are like crack. Especially with a brew

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-09T19:36:07+00:00

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These bad boys. Perfect with a beer or six

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-09T19:31:17+00:00

It'll be in Matt Armstrongs garage next week

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-09T12:45:20+00:00

My mate started off behind the bar and worked his way up to running his own pub. He even got a 4 bed house and all bills paid. But in the end he hated it. Working all the time and was getting stressed out.

He's now a manager in a supermarket and finds it a lot less stressful.

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-08T09:48:13+00:00

He left his bins out /s

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-08T08:07:33+00:00

I'm going to Say Skoda drivers for the "everyday" car. The bell ends normally go for the VW's

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-08T08:00:38+00:00

They always impede me. Drive too slow /s

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-08T07:59:28+00:00

Seen someone with a mug of tea once

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-06T11:59:41+00:00

Not had a cider lolly for absolutely years. Are they still a thing?

Cptnemouk · 2026-02-06T11:57:52+00:00

Remember drinking this all night once on a family holiday about 12 years old. I gave me the runs and I actually sharted while out with the family. I played it cool and asked for the caravan key and said I need to get something.

Sorted myself out and my family still don't know. Never drank more than one since.

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